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👽I was born with webbed fish toes👽 27//she/her//ufo nut//sci fi lover//aspiring goth gf//icon by retroautomaton//
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can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?
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me, surrounded by other balding men in tuxedos holding glasses of wine: I'd say this champagne has body... in brut force! *entire room fills with the laughter of my rich intellectual peers*
*the actual me thats trapped in the painting that simulates nightmares after a body swapping wizard decided to enact his cruel will upon me* GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE... GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE
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someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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if you’re happy for literally any reason no matter how “small” or “stupid” you’re winning in this world as far as I can tell
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I was born under an old board and I ate loam to grow to 1 inch long
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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