spacealienstuff
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I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~
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PET - a prologue to my newest original story ;)
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First Chapter
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Do humans qualify as extremophile?
absolutely!
humans can tolerate some VERY extreme circumstances in general, at least temporarily, but there's one arena in which we stand head and shoulders above every other mammal on earth:
(pun intended)
for reference, that's well over the altitude tolerance of any other mammal, let alone something as big as we are. (there's a mouse that can live at up to 22,000 feet.)
the only other vertebrates that can sustainably live higher than that have wings!
yeah yeah, rub it in. I hope you get sucked into a jet engine.
so, yeah. in the highest mountain ranges on earth, you will find various societies of humans that just live their lives breaking every natural record god and nature saw fit to declare for a groundbound animal, all just as part of their daily routine.
and that's pretty great.
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i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer
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Omg Space Emus.... Yes! Let's add some geese.
When humanity could not find sapient life on other planets for the longest time, they uplifted several Earth animals. Then an alien empire attacked them. Now the descendants of the Emu War are fighting alongside each other.
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John Green (yes, JOHN! but on Hank's channel.) on rogue planets and why we should hug our planet today.
#humans are weird#space#planets#science#john green#hank green#the green brothers#hug your planet today#who's a good life habitat? you are#yooou are!
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John Green (yes, JOHN! but on Hank's channel.) on rogue planets and why we should hug our planet today.
#humans are weird#space#planets#science#john green#hank green#the green brothers#hug your planet today#who's a good life habitat? you are#yooou are!
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NASA’s Webb Telescope Captures Rarely Seen Prelude to Supernova (MIRI Image) by James Webb Space Telescope
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Shark ...weak?
Human: This is a shark. It is an apex predator with rows of replaceable razor-sharp teeth and it has existed since before trees, nearly unchanged. For most of human history our medical technology was not good enough for us to survive being bitten, especailly since sharks can and will eat almost anything. They're also incredibly fast swimmers and prefer to attack from below where you cannot see them coming. Luckily they live in the oceans and we live on land so there's only really danger if we go into their territory.
Alien: A place to avoid for certain.
Human: If you decide to go diving with sharks, it's strongly advised that you wear a specialised chainmail bite-proof suit over your diving suit and remain in a large metal bite cage so that they cannot get their powerful jaws around you. However, if you find yourself in the water with a shark and you do not have these protections - for example if you went surfing in shark territory with nothing but a foam surfboard that makes you look like a seal from below and a thin fabric to cover your privates, a stern little boop to the snoot will usually make them surrender.
Alien: ...what.
Human: Always remember, sharks are more scared of you than you are of them!
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New Sentient Alien Meeting For The First Time: *growls*
Human:
Human: *snarls*
New Alien: *shook*
Crewmate Alien: I thought your species didn’t communicate in growls and snarls anymore?
Human: I ain’t about to be disrespected by someone acting a fool
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Alien: You need technology to correct your written language?
Human: Our grammar, yes. Spelling too.
Alien: But it's your language. Can't you just write it correctly the first time?
Human (offended): I'm trying. I was never great in school, okay?
Alien: I didn't realize this could be a problem. Does the technology help, at least?
Human: *sigh* no.
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Sleep Delirium
Human sleep cycles are fucking weird sometimes and when you don't get enough sleep, shit gets funky.
How weird would it be for an alien to see a human ambling around in the middle of their sleep cycle trying to get ready for a day that hasn't started yet? Then the fact that pretty much anything the human would say to them would either be complete garbled nonsense or entirely irrelevant to the situation at hand.
And sleep walking would be interesting too, just some weirdo human doing weird shit at night and not remembering anything in the morning.
Alien, seeing the human walking weird when they're supposed to be sleeping: human, is something wrong?
Human 1, entirely out of it: don't put me in a corndog
Alien: what?
Human 1: I don't wanna be breaded
Alien: what in the shitting fuck are you talking about?
Human 2, running into the hallway tired as shit: I'm so sorry, he's a sleep walker
Alien: is he haunted?
Human 2: no-
Human 1: ghost corndog,,,
Alien: oh shit the human's haunted
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I'd so read this story... and hang this on my wall!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1008647186/astronaut-on-a-dinosaur-cross-stitch?epik=dj0yJnU9RHM4TFMxUUFiTmJWS01MWTA2aHVtSERDLW43MEd4TngmcD0wJm49VTVRWjJjUUI3S1dXdG9FWVAzczNvdyZ0PUFBQUFBR1FGQ0w4
#humans are weird#humans are space orcs#science fiction#humans are space oddities#space#humans are space australians#scifi#aliens#sci fi#cross stitch#etsy#writing prompt
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