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Come watch Galavant we have:
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
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I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.
Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.
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this episode was very fun for Alice and Sam enjoyers but also can we take a moment to ask why Celia was "so busy" and had to move things around one moment, and then ten seconds later she's naming a time and place to meet with Sam?? hello?? girl you are so suspicious what are you gonna do with my guy.
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yk when i first started listening to the episode i heard the denied request for compensation "because of fraud" and jokingly told my friend "oh so the real horror here is bureaucracy AND LET ME TELL YALL WHEN ALICE SAID THAT THE REAL HORROR IS THE UK GOVERNMENT AT THE END JSKFKAJF
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The glitch happens when someone lies with the INTENTION to deceive someone.
Think about it.
When Sam said he didn't care about the magnus institute , glitch, of course it is an obvious lie and we, Alice, everyone can see it but that doesn't matter. what matters is that it was said to deceive Alice. To make her think he no longer cares.
But when Alice told Gwen that she knows who is behind all this ,NO glitch, because even if she does know something or even doesn't, that doesn't matter. what matters is that she said it with the intention to make a joke, not with the intention to make Gwen believe her in any way. not with the intend to deceive her, just to make fun of her.
(If I am right, then that means that whatever is listening is more active than when the web was listening in tapes in archives. Sure the web was meddling the whole time but it wasn't this obvious! That doesn't matter tho because I can't think of what it might mean.)
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i'd like to think that if jon and martin (and jonah) are actually in the puters they meet up wreck it ralph style when noone is in the office
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a little too fast huh alice.. you can't hide your feelings with sarcasm and jokes forever
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I bet Gwen cries when she's angry and then she gets even more angry that she's crying and through her sobbing she shouts I'M NOT SAD I'M JUST FURIOUS
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Sam went from trauma dumping sad boy to stuttering fool real quick
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[ID: Two sequential drawings of Samama Khalid from The Magnus Protocol. Sam is a brown Pakistani-Welsh man with curly brown hair, beard and small moustache. He's wearing a red courderoy shirt over a grey shirt and black pants. He has a flower earring in his right ear.
The first image has two drawings of Sam with his arms crossed from the waist up. At the top, Sam glumly says "Well, my plan to literally dig up my trauma didn't work." The word "literally" is italicized for emphasis. The next drawing is of him sighing, trying to release dome tension in him.
The second image is a chibi version of Sam. He exclaims, now joyfully, "Time to ask my very new crush out on a date and hope desperately for a win!" The word "Yay!" is written in all caps in a yellow/pink color. Sam strides confidently onwards.
End ID]
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Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality.
Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing.
Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall.
Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he.
Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.*
Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant*
Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo.
Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO!
Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you?
Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :)
Nigel:
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i can't believe alice is making fun of how sam asked celia out. "ohhhh you looked like a baby foal learning to tap-dance" okay and?? that baby foal put on the best tap-dance performance of his life for you once, alice, and what did you do?? huh?? care to share with the class that you stayed with him for YEARS after that?? the tap-dancing baby foal?? the baby shrimp?? the cute wimp??
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so some things to clarify before i say anything:
watcher is NOT deleting their videos or archiving their old stuff on youtube, it's still going to be there for everyone to watch!!
they will upload new content on there but only the season premieres of their shows
i think a lot of people are forgetting that they're still, essentially, a small company with a small group of creatives trying to make a living
all this to say-- i get that it's frustrating and upsetting for a lot of people (and honestly myself included at first bc im going through some financial stuff rn) and i do think there should be a better middle ground for those who cannot afford this, especially for people in other countries.
but i think a lot of us are forgetting that they are independent content creators who have to support their own staff and crew, give them livable wages, while also finding ways to be sustainable for the future. they are not a Corporate Streaming Site. a bigger budget with better quality shows costs money unfortunately so they had to find a solution that was better for them. and it does suck because this ostracizes a lot of their audience (seen from most of the backlash). so that's why im hoping they eventually find something for those who can't be able to pay in the future since most of their audience seems like they can't afford it. which i totally get in this economy 😭
we also don't know how much content they'll put out on the streaming site- if it's gonna be daily content, weekly, etc, it might change from their usual youtube schedule.
i'm still excited for them!! this is a huge step forward for them especially since they can control whatever they produce now vs having to be controlled by a media conglomerate. and eventually, i hope i can support them. i'll still be here bc i love them. but i get why people are upset about this, but again, please don't spread misinformation!! their old stuff is still gonna be on youtube. so let's wait and see y'all 🙏🏽
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Watcher is not removing their backlog of videos from YouTube. What is there will remain. source:
However, according to Bergara, Watcher is not fully exiting YouTube: It will still keep its backlog of videos on YouTube, and going forward will put the first episodes of new seasons on YouTube — while the full new seasons will be exclusively available on the Watcher streamer.
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