a guy: *talks to me like a normal person* me, for the next 3 weeks:

you ever wonder if that part of your brain bullying you is the rational or the depression part? like ya its calling me a bitch baby but for getting my feels hurt and having my depression getting worse

friend who has read receipts on: *reads my message at 8:00 and still hasnt replied at 8:02*

me: i get it. nothing ive ever said has or ever will matter to you. i understand now how foolish i was to think our chats were pertinent, important, significant to you. i hope you have a nice rest of your life because i am finished with these mind games.

today i dreamed a vampire was snacking on my hand when i fell asleep on his shoulder and he fell in love with me

real talk tho i got a rather small waist but whats the point when no one holds it

im so tiny two times when i annoyed my friend to much she just picked me up and put me away

every year my father forgot my parents anniversary date. he started remembering it a few years a go but the irony is, now my mum forgets it

i know persephone and hades are supposed to have the only stable marriage in greek mythology and are known to be a happy couple and stuff but she DID get kidnapped by him and bc she ate part of a pomegranate she has to stay a part of the year in the underworld. do you ever wonder what if after all thatb she can no longer eat her favourite fruit? like maybe the thought of getting kidnapped makes the fruit not as appetising anymore. Or she still likes it but is afraid that if she ate any more of it she would have to stay in the underworld and could no longer see her mother or the flowers ever again

it's hard to like a book

when you dislike the protagonist

me: i really want to be in a relationship :(

also me as soon as a boy talks to me:

series or movie: has multiple white people with the same haircolour (male/female)

series or movie: shows a white (male/female) with said hairclour in a dramatic reveal

me: whomst?

i … rlly love brown eyes ….. so warm.… .. 

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

i remember that one time when my family and i went to burger king because we wanted ice cream but the ice machine didn't work so we went to the nearby mcdonalds and the ice machine worked

me, getting pissed that something doesn't work: you wanna fuck me?

friend: who wants to fuck you?

me: no one that's the problem

me : looks at my fresh stretch marks that because if their position look kinda like tiger stripes

me, crying: "i'm a fucking furry"

my friend who was my first kiss (we're both girls) told me she thinks boys kissing each other is disgusting