Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

don’t forget the chronic deja vu

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Something I try to do a lot is be the person child me needed back then. I try and be this person for my inner child now. I try to show myself the compassion I deserved. I try to protect myself like I should have been protected.

I can’t go back and change the past. But I can be here now and be that person for my inner child now.

I want a Part 1 fic where Kakashi's like "I'm so sorry, rich and powerful lordling who is in love with my cute female student, but unfortunately you can't marry Sakura because she's already engaged to her teammate Sasuke Uchiha." And Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto are all like "HEEEEEEEEEEH??????" but then proceed to go along with it because all three of them detest this pretentious rich kid from the bottom of their hearts.

OH BOY it's under half but well over a third lmaoooo

It's been fun!!!

in 1978, sanrio made a crocodile called big challenges. he was never used for anything. 

he believes that you can overcome your own big challenges !

‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’

- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

i must not lie down on my bed with my phone. lying down with my phone is the time-killer. lying down with my phone is the little mistake that brings total academic obliteration. i will face my phone. i will permit it to show me my updated tumblr feed. and when i have scrolled past a few posts i will turn over my phone and place it down. where the procrastination has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

au revoir is a forbidden word

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

That’s art ! ✍✏

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.