What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (2004) Dir. Jared Hess

the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

i love it when you’re steeping some tea and you press a spoon against the teabag and the blood comes out

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

not now kitten daddy's in the pit of despair

"And its meated balls!" the phrasest phrase of all time

Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

This is popping off on TikTok rn so I figured I could this here too 🍳 👀

Audio is from the Welcome to Nightvale podcast!!

ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?