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somecommonbitch · 22 hours
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GAME CHANGER WEIRD SHIT
- zac, bdg, josh and kevin aren't credited in the episode description, but ash, nico, and kaylin are.
- the clown's name is roscoe, until it's no problem.
- trapp's prize is samuel dalton's watch.
- solzhenitzyn's nobel prize speech is about the endurance of art, the ache of the soul, the ineffability of the bigger picture - and reminds me of Sam's obsession with recursion, callbacks, and nesting doll structures.
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somecommonbitch · 22 hours
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Pour one out for the timeline in which Brennan isn't available and they put Siobhan through Bingo and Time Loop on the same day
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somecommonbitch · 22 hours
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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 
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somecommonbitch · 1 day
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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths
the general public doesnt know how physics works
the general public doesnt know how lying works
oh crap this ones real
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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
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somecommonbitch · 2 days
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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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somecommonbitch · 2 days
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Starting fresh in Stardew Valley
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somecommonbitch · 2 days
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he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him
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somecommonbitch · 2 days
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do you guys remember the Old Guard. remember when there was a major mainstream hollywood action scifi motion picture starring hot women with guns where gay people kissed on the mouth passionately. and the movie was both critically and financially successful. that movie feels like a fucking fever dream. i'll never achieve the high i got when that movie came out ever again
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somecommonbitch · 2 days
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girl with the nervous system of a prey animal
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somecommonbitch · 2 days
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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Series: Part 5 of our lives were never ours Summary: yasha nydoorin always thought exandria would remember her as the capitol’s orphanmaker. stolen from an arena that was her certain death, half of her family missing, and her home turned to ash, she’s being offered a chance to change that. she could be the mockingjay. all they’re asking her to do is put aside her decade of distrust and anger, and accept the responsibility for countless lives so the rebellion can have a face to rally behind. no pressure.
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belief : acceptance that something is true;  faith
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somecommonbitch · 3 days
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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Series: Part 5 of our lives were never ours Summary: yasha nydoorin always thought exandria would remember her as the capitol's orphanmaker. stolen from an arena that was her certain death, half of her family missing, and her home turned to ash, she's being offered a chance to change that. she could be the mockingjay. all they're asking her to do is put aside her decade of distrust and anger, and accept the responsibility for countless lives so the rebellion can have a face to rally behind. no pressure.
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belief : acceptance that something is true;  faith
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grandma demeter is ready for war
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somecommonbitch · 4 days
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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