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soheresthestory · 11 months
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I may have the body of a 4'11 woman, but In spirit I am a 6'3" man. No I will not elaborate.
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soheresthestory · 2 years
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A friendly face
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soheresthestory · 2 years
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stop saying "go fuck yourself"
Now say "go shit yourself"
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soheresthestory · 3 years
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I am nightmare prone. If I get any sleep without medication, my ass is either sleep walking, talking, or dodging what ever is after me. Or I wake up still thinking I'm running from some guy and try to run. I think the most innocent dream I had was when I was at a restaurant and I was ferious, I'm banging my fists on the table screaming "CRAB RANGOON, CRAB RANGOON, CRAB RANGOON" and the waiter is trying to give me sushi while a very very confuse Asian man stares from a distant. I woke up angry and wanting crab ragoons.
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soheresthestory · 3 years
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My mom calls be a hoarder, nothing in a physical sense. More like facts and strange info and as a hoarder does i don't give any of it away. So i guess she is right because i still have yet to give a fuck, so until then I am a hoarder.
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soheresthestory · 3 years
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Quotes I've said.
"I will kick your ass to heavens gate so god can throw you to hell's door step"
"I dont have enough information to win the argument"
"Saying you have a big brain is the same as owning a big truck. "
"Ima just learn witch craft and the whole history."
"Assfuck"
"Bitch muffin"
"Baster bitch"
Twat waffle"
"You're either a dumbass or smartass. I'm a perfect balance of both."
"How the fuck does the fucking vacuum work? turn the fuck-oh there it goes."
"If I studied the socialology, neurology, and psychology ....then I could use my knowledge of how people work to fix them or break them.... I could be a god in someone's eyes"
"I want you to fuck me like my intrusive thoughts. All night till I lose my self identity."
"Its only illegal if you get caught there for the law is a suggestion"
"What the fuck is wrong with your face-? Shit sorry that was a bit straight forward"
"Wow, I didnt mean to say it like that"
"Being in a advanced class doesnt compensate as well as you think. Also look that word up cause you obviously dont know what it means"
"If your gonna insult me at least be creative."
"The machine is idot proof so if you grabbed the wrong can I'd know"
"Gas station Coffee is basically Holy water for me at this point."
"Bitch-osaurus"
"Well based on the..."
"Well actually..."
"wrong, its...."
"Repeat."
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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So. Let's talk habbits. Top 5
1. Swearing
Fucking shit, damnit- what the hell is that?
2. Stressing over small things
HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?! IDIOT.
3. Not having a bed time routine
One more episode...are thoes fucking birds?
4. Bluntness
What the fuck is wrong with your face?
5. Puns.
I dont need anything for this one, habbit you herd this enough?
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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One of us. One of us. One of us.
I retook the truity MBTI test and INTP is apparently a good match for me too...
I dont know much about INTPs... can someone tell me something please?
Edit, so apparently, they are the Hades? And INFPs are the Persephone?
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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intps fucking suck at dating because all these feelers want that "broody" and "mysterious" lover. But when they get they go one about "you haven't texted for a week!" Or "i litterly don't see or hear from you for days at a time what the hell?" Or even "how do you know all these people- isnt that a drug dealer?!" Like yeah, he teaches me about chemical components for chem class and I buy us burgers.
did anyone else get dumped because they were "not emotional enough" or "didn't express themselves" well fuck me in the ass and call me Martha dumptruck, cause I'm tiered as shit, board of people, and on the verge of setting a trash can on fire and submitting myself as the rat king.
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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Brown eyes in the sun Sorry my eyes were watery, had to take so many shots for the cleanest one. #photo #photography #closeup #eyes #eye #browneyes #browneyedgirl #potofgold #potofhoney #eyeball #closeupphotography #closeupshot #macrophotography #macro https://www.instagram.com/p/CFe-vhxAFQU/?igshid=h43tklsvaytn
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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inpt shit I've said/did
"So yeah that's how that works"
Broke open into several locks because I learned to
"I actually can't argue against you because I do not have enough information to win"
"You know I stop listening right?"
"You radiat big brain energy like small dick energy"
"Illogical and impractical, that's what that is"
"Busy fuck off" I was learning asl
"And my parents call me a disappointment, looks like im about to be replaced"
"What I lack in height I make up for in not giving a fuck."
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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I had a dream where there was a ligit plague and no actual cure for it. But people who had sevear reapitory illness before could survive. Most communications were down, heating and cool for houses, everything. It was like 2036 when it all stopped. Well I still lived in the area where i am now, my house turned into a research space and I lived with a man named Aaron, he was older, a herbologist and medicinal specialist. Well we were walking from our sleeping quarters to our little research rooms. We passed one of the many plants and points out one large vine like bush and told me they were fox skull vines. And yeah. It was... oddly peaceful.
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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now I dont usually speak my mind, I like peace and to talk problems through and it's hard to get me started on something. But to get this is fucked up.
And fyi, I cant control my dreams but
Justice sitting on her podium, elbows on her legs with her head resting in one of her hands and the other one holding into her blind fold. Her scales at her feet, chains broken. Next to her is lady liberty, her book resting next to her. Her torch is no longer lit, set down next to her book, soot scattered out of it. She has a hand resting on her shoulder, trying to comfort justice. Behind them is anubis, hold out his scale with a feather on one side. Hes reaching back to take a hold of her shoulder, hes furious, but is trying to calm justice. Odin is holding her sword, kneeled infront of her, waiting her to gain her streath back to take justice. Artemis is waiting for her to rise to give her the streath needed to serve what's coming.
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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I have a confession to make.
So sometimes I wake up at random points in the night and have one thought in mind. Well its usually something like "biblically correct angles are terrifying and arnt even human resembling" well um
Last year sometime I woke up with "katness everdeen? More like thiccness everdeen." I remember that so clearly I hate it.
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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THIS.
Boomer: says something arrogant me internally:
(I was going to make something short so I could make a tik tok audio but this came out being five minutes so whatever. I missed poetry anyway.)
Hey, it’s me
According to many, I put the “Gen Z” in “generally lazy”
Yeah, okay We didn’t walk uphill both ways
I stare at my phone for hours and while away the days
I look at memes and watch tik tok and read fanfics of varying themes. I read stupid posts so I can laugh and cry or maybe something in between. “Yeet” and “y’all” are ingrained into my vocabulary, but there’s something you don’t know about me
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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I feel like I O.D on cannabis but not before snorting 60mg of adderall like its cocaine
Gen z, intp, 3rd energy drink within the 3rd hour
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soheresthestory · 4 years
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Just a reminder, and a little history, marriage didnt exist because of love. started in middle English between 2150-1300CE(common era) It was to form alliance between families it was more for economic liaisons than love.
THIS BLOG IS AN LGBT+ SAFE SPACE
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