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sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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Yuu: I don't know how to tell you this, tsunotarou, but you're in love with me.
Malleus: What?
Malleus:
Malleus: I am.
Grim: What kind of confession did I just witness???
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sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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[Idia's Room]
Idia: There’s my pretty lover.
Yuu: I’m not going with you to Comic-Con.
Idia: W-What? Can’t a man just be happy to see his lover?
Yuu: He can, but it’s still not changing my mind.
Idia: Well, maybe what’s IN my PANTS will change your mind?
Yuu, hopeful: Really?
Idia pulls a paper out of his pocket: It’s a list of this year’s panelists.
Idia: It’s LONG, isn’t it?
Yuu ( ≖_≖) (❛ω❛ ) Idia
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sober-pepper · 3 days ago
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Silver: So, Father, is this thing between Malleus and Yuu supposed to be a secret?
Lilia: Hardly. The only people who don’t know Malleus loves Yuu are Malleus and Yuu.
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sober-pepper · 6 days ago
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Yuu: *stares*
Leona, smirking: Herbivore, you should take a picture, it'll last longer.
Yuu: I would, but flash photography scares animals.
Yuu ♪(´ε`) (-_- ) Leona
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sober-pepper · 7 days ago
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Yuu: You actually rank your friends by their appearance?
Vil: Calm down, 2.
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sober-pepper · 7 days ago
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Twist Boys: Now, which one of us will be the object of your attraction?
Yuu: Hmm... Wow. What GREAT options. This is going to be so hard.
Yuu: Decisions, decisions.
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sober-pepper · 9 days ago
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*Malleus and Yuu on their nightly walks*
Malleus: Child of man, is the hand holding really necessary?
Yuu: I mean, we could make out, but that would be entirely distracting.
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sober-pepper · 9 days ago
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Ace: Hey, Grim, is your wifi down? I can't get on.
Grim: Oh, Yuu changed the password. It's now "Ace already eats our food. He can pay for wifi."
Grim: No spaces.
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sober-pepper · 10 days ago
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Deuce: Azul-senpai, what did Yuu have that attracted you?
Azul: So many things. Their quirks, kindness, smile and especially their BODY.
Deuce: R-Really?
Yuu: Relax. We're the same blood type. He knew he could harvest an organ.
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sober-pepper · 10 days ago
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[Ramshackle Dorm]
Deuce: Grim is irritating today.
Yuu: You know, I do have a way to get him out of our hair.
Ace: We can just lock the door, you don't have to kill him.
Yuu: You can't kill him. He'll just respawn at the last save point.
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sober-pepper · 12 days ago
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Jade: Are you going to talk with Yuu?
Azul: No! I'm way too nervous. I wouldn't know where to start.
Jade: How about starting by saying hello?
Azul: That's too risky! Knowing me, it would probably come out, "I want to have your children!"
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sober-pepper · 12 days ago
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[During Wish Upon a Star event]
Trey: Can't you be more, I don't know, enthusiastic?
Idia: *monotone* Woo-hoo, extra hoo.
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sober-pepper · 19 days ago
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Malleus: I love you.
Yuu: How many people do you tell that same thing to?
Malleus: Everyone.
Yuu: Everyone?
Malleus: Yes. I tell everyone that I love you.
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sober-pepper · 19 days ago
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Ace, holding a hand out: Hey, Yuu. Wanna dance with a cool guy?
Yuu: I'd love to. Where is he?
Ace (-_-) (^^,) Yuu
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sober-pepper · 22 days ago
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Yuu once asked:
"Does everyone in this school have weird emotional issues?"
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sober-pepper · 24 days ago
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Idia, after attempting to be social: *pouting*
Yuu: No one else wanted to be friends with you, did they?
Idia: S-Shut up! It was mutual!
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sober-pepper · 26 days ago
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Idia: *Threatening random students*
Yuu: What on earth are you doing?
Idia: Attempting to be social. Support me.
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