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soapstore · 6 hours
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letpeopleenjoythings is crazy because like wow my disapproval is really enough to ruin your enjoyment of something? like youre giving me so much power lol. how does it feel to surrender control like that? does it feel good? thats right kitten you'll enjoy things when i say you can.
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soapstore · 17 hours
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soapstore · 2 days
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mr J what did you do today?
It's just more of the same
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soapstore · 3 days
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soapstore · 3 days
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Windows 7
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Windows 7 is the next release of Microsoft Windows, an operating system produced by Microsoft.
Windows 7 is intended to be an incremental upgrade with the goal of being fully compatible with existing device drivers, applications, and hardware
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soapstore · 3 days
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swamp jimin hwaiting
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soapstore · 4 days
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Hey is the video game itself the writer's version of the capsule. The professor can only enter into a world where his brother is alive through the powers of scientific advancement and it stands to reason that the writer can then only produce a world where his brother is alive through the powers of narrative.
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soapstore · 5 days
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soapstore · 5 days
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you had a normal childhood.
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soapstore · 5 days
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people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
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soapstore · 5 days
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which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it's the big toe, you're a showboating creep. if you think it's the pinky you're a grovelling pest. and if you think it's any of the three middle ones you're a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you're disgusting
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soapstore · 6 days
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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
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soapstore · 6 days
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What the fuck is your problem?
i was never born
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soapstore · 6 days
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nice sex. but um. there was white stuff shooting out of your penis at the end, there
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soapstore · 6 days
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I typed the wrong words but i’m leaving my comment
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soapstore · 7 days
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I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world
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