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what the fuck and why the fuck
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Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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porn-brained tumblr men talk to women normally challenge (impossible)
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“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
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I wanted to be Jessica Ashley Allodola OR Gemma Doyle
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you: are you okay?
me: *looks off into the distance*
me: in theory.
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No FR!!!
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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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The moon dressed as Saturn.
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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.
$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.
If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.
That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.
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Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton
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belonging to me
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