uncommon opinion but i think english is actually an incredibly romantic language. its just too commonly spoken for people to realise the beauty in it.

sometimes i hate being so easy to please. sometimes i wake up full of rage and i just want to take it out on the world but then i get out of my room and realise there's so many things to love about life. the sun is shining on my face and it makes me squint as i look around and see the familiar faces of all the people i love and i realise that i don't think i would be capable of turning my back on this world even if i tried because life is so beautiful when you live it right.

things you don't realize you do that you absolutely do: your pillows exist in a hierarchy. your brain has ranked all of your pillows and knows which is the Good Pillow and which is the Worst Pillow. (yet it is only a matter of time before the pecking order disintegrates along with the feather down content....)

apparently Rick Astley of all ppl came to the vaccine center today ?!!?!?

and I'm off to go have some cupcakes he left there!?!?

No

i'm a social media influencer! i influence social media users to shake their heads and put down their phones

Sometimes I forget that coconut crabs really are that fucking big

you know how sharks have rows of teeth stacked like that?

well last night i dreamed i was growing extra toes in this fashion, 15 toes on each foot and counting. the upper toes were slightly swollen to act as a sort of cover, while the lower toes were smaller but well-formed (except that the nail beds refused to harden). the only issue was potential infection in the skin folds. It was grotesque, and yet i felt flush with power. i had just gone in search of biotin supplements and athlete's foot cream when to my dismay, i woke up...

i have so much respect for morning people. people who wake up early feeling refreshed and energized and ready to start the day. i love you weirdos. you are bizarre to me. i am studying you under glass.

thinking about frog butts

Elriels watching people do literally anything in the Elucien and gywnriel tags:

Me: hey

Them: hey!!

Me: i will burn this world for you

I genuinely feel that if someone (no matter how terrifying) uses exclamation marks in any text, I will automatically think they're soft and smile as I reply their text

I genuinely feel that if someone (no matter how terrifying) uses exclamation marks in any text, I will automatically think they're soft and smile as I reply their text

So… does Prythrian women wear any clothing that shows ankles? Like no one wears shorts or skirts that are higher but they wear paneled clothing that’s mostly revealing and leggings…

And his children if he has any

the best thing a male character can do is be insane and love his wife

IM CRYING HELP YES

Girl, are you okay, you haven't even tortured your little fictional characters today

Sorry, but she’s just straight up talking about Elucien at the end before stopping herself, you can’t convince me otherwise.

Because she’s about to explain how she’s had drafts of Nessian’s mating ceremony written down since forever, just like she did with Feysand, and even … ?