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snowgoldwaylon · 3 months
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Eighteenth Day of Gift-Giving
Eighteen Aches
... 18 hurt/comfort dialogue prompts
"Just focus on me and try to relax."
"I know you're hurting right now. Please let me help you."
"Should I keep talking? Would that help you?"
"It seems like the end of the world right now, I know."
"I can't take the pain away, but I'll always be here for your support."
"We can just lay down for a moment. The world's not ending when we're taking the rest we need."
"Don't look. I will bandage it for you."
"It's amazing you're still standing. Let me help you."
"Sit down, you are looking very pale."
"I care about you! Do you hear me?"
"Don't lie to me. I can see that you are not ok."
"You're safe with me. You can finally let go."
"Can I touch you? Please, I want to help you."
"We need to keep moving, unfortunately. Hold onto me."
"I'm afraid you will hurt yourself even more."
"Please believe me, I will not leave you alone."
"Do you want to tell me about it?"
"You need to sleep, this is not healthy."
24 Days of Gift-Giving
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snowgoldwaylon · 3 months
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Jealousy
Anonymous asked: Can I please request a imagine where the ready is Dallas total opposite best friend (she is really kind and sweet) and a soc flirts with her and Dallas gets protective and possessive and admits he is inlove with her?
Anonymous asked: hi! could you write about the reader going out with dally and getting into trouble for the first time and they end up getting jumped by socs? protective dally is so hot
Warnings: swearing, blood, really really long (4018 words to be exact)
a/n: haha guess who got carried away again!! I mean, I tried to make this one longer anyways because I combined two requests in one. They were very similar so I hope y’all are okay with that!! also, I tried to shake up the ending a bit because I feel like all my imagines end the same,, credit to @bisvtori for the photo 
protective dally is so hot i love it mm
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snowgoldwaylon · 5 months
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Hello everyone!
First off, hello everyone! I hope everyone has been doing so well over these past couple of years. Yes, I'm very much alive, I just needed some time with my now husband and our family for personal reasons.
Second, I missed every single one of you while I was gone. There hasn't been one day where I haven't thought about this community/little family we all created on here with my drawn-out hiatus.
I'm here to explain myself on why I disappeared for so long and how sorry I am for ghosting all of you on here. Well, there was a lot going on at the time I left. If you guys remember my husband, Brandon, we decided to postpone our wedding due to getting kicked out of the house we rented during the pandemic. We had to scramble fast and find a new home to live in. I had to pick up two jobs just to keep us floating. There was a point where I never even got to see Brandon or my animals at times. I had to put Tumblr down and stop writing so we could get our life back together. A few months afterward, we finally found a home that we were in a position to buy, and we did. We wanted a permanent place to put down roots, be closer to our families, and start our OWN family.
After we moved into our house, hard times fell. We both became depressed because we thought we couldn't conceive our own child. As many of you know, two years ago, I lost my first pregnancy. So, we abandoned the thought of ever being able to have our own child. We considered adoption but wanted to wait until we were financially stable to even consider.
But now, as of August this year, everything is perfect. We had the BIGGEST surprise of our lives, when one day I woke with horrible back pains. After arriving at an emergency room and being looked over, they told us that I was in ACTIVE LABOR and 3 centimeters dilated! I had experienced what is called a cryptic pregnancy for the entire 9 months. Our son was born healthy, and beautiful on August the 5th, 2023.
Now that I'm still reeling from this new mom life, I'm so excited to officially announce that I'm back on Tumblr! I'm beyond ready to catch up with all my old friends, write new stories about our Cold War favorites, and just talk about whatever pops in my inbox. I will be answering old asks that have sat dormant for the past two years. And please respect this part, but I will not be posting pictures of our son on my wall. If you wish to see him, DM me and I will gladly share!
I look forward to talking to all of you again. I have missed you dearly! So please, don't be afraid to reach out to me and say hello!
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Yay! I'm so happy you are taking requests. Thanks for answering! ❤️ I was wondering if I could get a fic with Ellis from L4D where him and the reader (female) have a young daughter together named Nessarose? No smut involved, just really fluffy little family fic. Cute, and I want you to have fun with it! I'll enjoy anything you post. Thank you again, I appreciate you!!! 🌝🥺
I absolutely adore this! My heart!!!
Left 4 dead Ellis x Fem! Reader Parenting at it's finest
(A bit OOC for Ellis)
You felt a smile tug at your lips as you watched the door to your bedroom slowly opened. Your husband was still sound asleep beside you, loudly snoring unaware of the small figure that snuck into your room. However, you pretend not to notice the little one that miserably hid how quiet their steps were. It wasn't until said little one was within arms reach was when you made your move. Yanking the covers off you and your husband, you lunged off the bed and wrapped you and your daughter in a blanket cocoon. "COME HERE!" You yelled scaring the daylights out of your daughter. The loud screech that followed after, woke up your husband a thud telling you he fell out of bed. "Ellis, love are you alright?" A muffled. "Yeah!" Made you and your daughter laugh.
"I almost had it!" Nessarose exclaimed as you made breakfast. This made you softly chuckle as Ellis held an ice pack to his head. "Well, your steps were a bit loud sweetie." You say as you place the plates down. Ellis made exaggerated kungfu moves. "Yeah, you gotta be sneaky like a ninja." Shaking your head, you nod to Ellis. "Not to mention your father's snoring like a damn grizzly bear woke me up way before hand." To this he looks at you with an offended look, Nessarose loudly laughed. "I don't snore." You raised a brow and look over at your daughter who took your side. "Daddy, you snore really REALLY loud. Like shaking the house loud!" Ellis placed a hand over his heart and let out a gasp. "My own daughter goin against me! What has the world come to!" You rolled your eyes and softly laughed.
Just then your daughter smiled up at you. "Can you teach me how to be a ninja mom?" You shrugged before standing up with your plate. "If you wish to be a good ninja first you must do the most important thing to becoming a good ninja." She beams up at you waiting for you to finish the sentence. Ellis chuckles knowing where this is going. "All good ninjas go to school and get good grades." You laughed as Nessarose deflated in her chair. "But school is boring!" Ellis points his fork to her then to you. "Yeah but how do ya think me and your mom are awesome fighters in those stories we tell ya?" With a little huff she lowers her head. "If it means becoming the best ninja in the world-" Suddenly she jumps from her chair almost scaring you. "-then I will go to school to become the bestest ninja in the whole wide world!" You pumped your fist in the air. "That's the spirit! Now lets get going, don't wanna wait on the road to become the bestest ninja now do we?" She hopped down from her chair and took a hold of your hand. "Let's go!"
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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The Outfield - Russell Adler X Reader
Russell played baseball in high school, and was pretty damn good. Now, since being in the CIA, he hasn't picked up a slugger since. Maybe its time for the reader to show him how it's played.
TW: Strong language, sexual jokes.
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It was a hot, summer afternoon at the base and many others were trying to stay cool as the 97-degree weather pounded down onto the tin roof. You, for the most part, were catching up on things you needed to be done in your room.
You cleaned, reorganized, and moved things around so they would feel fresh again. Your small black radio filled your room with the upbeat tunes of The Outfield - Your Love.
With the first guitar rift, memories of the team flooded instantly into your head. Lazar wearing a lampshade, Frank doing a silly dance with Mason with a beer in his hand, Helen at your side laughing just as hard as you. And Sims playing one wicked air guitar.
And Russell joined in at the last second so he wouldn't miss the chorus of the song. Hell, by then you would all have arms around the shoulders and sing as much as your lungs could handle.
You sat down for just a second to take all those memories in, and relive them. Those were the times before things started to get more serious with the Perseus hunt.
Things got dark and gloomy after the incident in Cuba, now everyone walked on eggshells around Russell. He never took to losing someone who we worked with easily. But after the loss of a long-time friend from another unit, almost brought him to his knees.
He always acted tough around the team, but you could tell deep down inside, he was ready to blow. This got you thinking about how you could take away all his anxiety and pain, let him have the opportunity to make another good memory for now.
Even if that meant for a few hours or a whole day. You got up, went to your desk, and did what any normal person would do. You read over his file carefully, maybe to see if he had any past hobbies he exceled in.
While in the middle of switching pages on your desktop, your door opened, and a quick rush of cool air filled the room. You spun around in your chair, and your eyes focused on the tall, petite brunette that entered with a file tucked under her arm, coffee, and a cigarette.
"Hey Y/N, sorry to just barge in. Hudson wanted me to come to share these updated rules with you about training." She said, closing the door as she looked up.
She pushed her glasses up and froze as her eyes focused on the file currently up on your screen. Your face went red, and you leaned back into your chair with a fake smile.
'Hey, Helen, way to knock huh?" You said, quickly using your body to block the screen.
She set her coffee down and simply pointed behind you. You flailed about as you tried desperately to click out of Russell's file.
"Oh, this? This is nothing, I was just trying to uh, do something?" You said, but more as a question.
Helen started laughing hysterically while she pulled up a chair and took a seat smack dab beside you.
"Y/N, no need to be embarrassed. I know you care for Russell greatly, but do you need to retort to such tactics as stalking the man?" She said in a cool tone.
You slumped over your desk and huffed. Great, now you look like a huge stalker to your best friend. How were you going to get out of this situation?
You turned and gave Helen a death glare. With her still cackling, you gave her arm a slight punch and went back to the desktop. You pulled up Russell's file again and looked for anything to help.
"I'm not stalking him, Hel. I'm trying to see if it says anything about what he liked when he was younger, maybe if he played any sports in school. But I can't find a damn thing about him!" You exclaimed pointing dramatically to the screen.
Helen lit a cigarette and you opened a can of Dr. Pepper. She scooted her chair up to your left side and looked at you with serious intent. You could practically see the gears grinding in her head, and it kind of scared you.
"Oh God Helen, what are you plotting? Your plotting I know that look from anywhere!!!" You exclaimed.
She gave you the classic horror movie smile and adjusted the glasses properly on her face.
"Y/N, you know me so well. Now, let's dig up the past on Mr. Adler here." She said, cracking her knuckles.
You simply slid down the chair you were sitting in horror, and watched. Now you were ready for the chaos that was about to unfold.
Time skip
After hours upon hours of digging through files, and even some additional research online to find just anything, you stumbled across an old newspaper headline.
"Helen, look! It's Russell!" You exclaimed.
You both intently scanned over the front page, and how Russell was the star of it.
"Local teenager named Allstar of the high school baseball team awarded a scholarship at finals"
The picture on the cover was Russell in his baseball uniform, holding a huge trophy. He had the black stripes painted on under his eyes, his hat could barely contain his blonde curled mess of hair. You assumed the people on either side of him were his parents.
The best part about the picture though was the huge, proud smile he wore. The background was dark from it being nighttime, and the lights illuminated his gorgeous silhouette. You felt a slight blush coming.
"Hello, earth to Y/N," Park said, looking directly at you.
You snapped your head towards her and smiled.
"What, I'm all here Helen." You said.
She gave you a suspicious eye, but then she giggled.
"Yeah, sure you were. Also, can we just acknowledge the fact that Russell had curlier hair than Bon Jovi?" She said.
You both laughed loudly.
"For real, I'm waiting for that picture to start singing about how the Union went on strike." You said.
Another rage fit of laughs erupted through the room, as you both cackled and started singing in horrible tones of the song.
After the laughing died down, your door was suddenly thrown open, and none other than Lawrence Sims' head poked through the door. You stood up to cover up the computer, and Helen took position right next to you.
"Hey y'all, can I come in?" He questioned.
"Sure, we were just discussing new safety and combatant rules," Helen said in a cool tone.
Lawrence came in and took a seat, he also had some papers in his hands. He gave a confused look as he finally saw both of you, tag-teaming covering the screen.
"Uh, whatcha y'all got going on there?" He questioned.
"Just looking at an old high school baseball list, that's all. For a little project." You said.
Lawrence quickly shook his and sighed.
"I hope y'all know I can see right in the middle past you, and I see that's Doc back in high school." He said.
You didn't know what to say, and neither did Helen.
"Listen, we aren't being weird, we were just trying to find out if Russell had any hobbies so we all could take a day, and do something. He's super depressed and I just want him to be happy, even if it's just for a day." You said.
"Sounds like to me that Y/N has a little crushy crush on the Doc," Lawrence said, making kiss sounds.
"Lawrence, I'll kill you if you say anything." You said.
He froze, and shivered.
"No thanks, I choose life." He said, putting a hand over his heart.
"Good, I'm glad we're on the same base then," Helen said with a wicked smile.
You got up and pulled out a notebook. You quickly jotted something down with a black pen and looked up back to them.
"Okay so, he enjoys baseball. So what now?" Helen asked.
You pulled out an older newspaper from your bedside drawer and scanned over the 'community tab. The moment you saw the city's baseball field that was open to the community as of now, you almost jumped up.
"Guys look, let's round everyone up and go here. We can play a few games of baseball and have lunch, stay until it's dark. Maybe hit up the nearby bar for happy hour." You winked.
Lawrence and Helen looked at each other with a satisfied face, and nodded.
"Well, I certainly have no objections. Let us all run around and play an American game very aggressively!" Helen exclaimed.
"Until we all get smoked by Doc." Lawrence scoffed.
You slipped your shoes on and your facility ID around your neck. You turned back to both of your friends and gave a come on motion.
"Well, come on. I'm gonna need your brains to help me convince Jason to not be such a stick in the mud." You said.
With that, you all headed ground level to his office.
A couple of days later
Lazar whipped the large borrowed van into a parking spot, right outside the giant, stadium before you all. Pulling up, Alex let out a low whistle and Helen snapped photos. She was just equally amazed as you were.
"Man, this place is fucking huge. I think this and Yamantu are a tie." Frank said, adjusting his baseball gear.
Russell sprung up from the very back seat and craned his neck to see what you all were talking about.
"Whoever let Lazar get his license needs fired. I feel like I just went through the space-time continuum." Jason complained.
Lazar gave him a serious face as he looked into the rear view mirror of the van at Jason.
"Fine, you can just walk next time. We both benefit!" He said.
Jason scoffed and finally opened the van door.
You stepped out, and Russell got out last. He took in a large grey stadium and you saw a smile creeping up on his face.
"So you planned all of this? Impressive. Love me some baseball." Russell said as he walked to your side.
You finished pulling your shirt down where you desired and looked towards him with a smile. You both started walking side by side but made sure to follow the group from behind.
The weather was perfect, and there were still plenty of hours of sunlight left for you all to cop out at least 5 games, that's if everyone wanted 5 games.
"So, what made you decide to haul all of us down here to a baseball field and play? What if someone doesn't like it?" Russell asked, smoking a cigarette.
"Oh you know, this is a pretty popular place, so I figured this would be a good distraction for all of us for a while. Things were pretty sour back at HQ, you know?" You said with a smile, bringing your backpack tighter on your back.
You all entered the stadium and went straight for the closet dugout and sat all your gear down. You all huddled together once everyone got everything out, and ready to go.
"Wait! Before we all go, there's one more thing. We can't play a game without the Babe Ruth special!" Alex yelled.
He pulled a tube of black paint from his back pocket and held it up. Everyone laughed as he dipped his finger, and marked two straight lines under both his eyes.
The whole team passed it around and did the same. After it was done, he recapped it and threw it next to his bag on the bench.
"Alright, now we need teams. Since there are eight of us all together, that helps. Pick a group of four and go from there. I call dibs on Y/N!" Helen exclaimed.
Lazar joined you, and so did Lawrence. Jason, Russell, Frank, and Alex all paired up, and the groups all decided to flip a coin to see who was batting or playing field first.
"Heads for Y/N's team, or tails for Doc's team," Lawrence said, putting the coin on the top part of his hand.
You nodded and watched with great intent. He flipped the coin with ease. It glided through the air with ease. The shiny coin fell and hit the ground with a small thud. You all stood around to see what it landed on.
You cheered when you saw heads. You and Helen jumped with joy when you saw Frank and Alex sigh. You all went to where you were supposed to be within in seconds.
Lazar stepped up to the plate first with a wooden slugger in his hands. Jason warmed up with the ball for a few seconds and slipped the black glove on his left hand.
You and Helen headed back to the dugout to watch. Lawrence took up the position of the umpire. You sat down and opened the water and offered it to Helen first, who gladly accepted.
"I hope I made the right choice. Now, this whole baseball thing seems kind of silly." You said.
Helen looked at you mid sip.
"What? Y/N don't be silly. Everyone is excited! Look, I've never seen Russell so excited before in his life. Other than when you walk into a room." She grinned.
Your face turned a beet red, and you lightly smacked her arm.
"Helen Park! Not here, Skidrow. Not today." You murmured out.
She laughed and turned her attention back to the field.
"You'll have to tell him eventually you know. It will drive you crazy." She said.
Jason struck Lazar out twice, and he was on his last swing. Jason threw a wicked curveball, but Lazar cracked it with ease. He threw the bat off home plate and took off to first.
The boys in the outfield took off at the speed of light after the ball. Alex picked it up after it landed on the ground, and chucked it to Russell. He caught it and turned to get Lazar out, but Lazar stopped at third base and gave a little hand wave.
"Sorry Rus, I'm safe," Lazar said with a little sass.
You poked Helen and whispered to her while she watched in amazement.
"You'll have to tell him soon Helen." You said with a dark laugh.
She smacked you lightly, before grabbing a bat and walking toward the plate. You sat back, pulled your hair up and smiled.
Time skip, hours later.
It was dark, and the field was lit up by the stadium lights. The team was easily on the 6th game of the night. It was serious now, and personal. After losses and winnings racked up on either side evenly, Russell's team was determined to win the last game of the night.
Alex walked up to bat while you stood at the mound, gloved up and ready to go. Frank turned up the radio at the dugout. You saw Alex come and position himself where he wanted.
"Hey Lex, how's it hanging? Long and hairy hard to carry, short and stubby kind of chubby, or a little to the left?" You asked with a smile.
Laughter erupted from either side and Alex just chuckled, bringing the bat over his shoulder.
"A little to the left, but you should already know that." He said.
Once the laughter died down, you brought your arm up for a pitch. You swung with ferocity, and drive. The ball flew through the air swiftly, like water, and straight past Alex who had swung way too early.
You repeated these steps two more times, and soon he was out. He walked back to the dugout after his defeat. Russell emerged and strut his way to the plate.
You watched him the whole time. You were mesmerized by how good he looked with sweaty hair and determination. Like he was trying to take top Alpha.
"You ready for this, blondie?" You said to him in a singsong voice.
He chuckled, took off his sunglasses, and brought the bat over his shoulder. He kicked some dirt off the plate and repositioned himself.
"As I'll ever be, chickadee." He rhymed.
Your heart went a million miles a minute as you came into the pitching position. You threw the first one, and it went right past him, he didn't even flinch.
Frank threw the ball back and you caught it with one hand. You returned it to your dominant hand and got ready to pitch again.
You cocked back, and with great force, you threw it with everything you had. The ball soared and made small whirring sounds as it flew towards Russell.
Russell took one step forward and swung with all his force. The ball made a sick cracking sound as it came into contact with the metal bat. The ball went flying over your head so fast, you couldn't keep an eye on it.
You simply watched in amazement as he took off running, and everyone was yelling. By some will, Lazar caught it after it landed. He threw it back and you caught it with precision.
You turned on your heel and immediately went to chase down Russell, who was already at 3rd base. You were on his heels and the home stretch was just feet in front.
You dove as Russell slid in. The ball touched his arm as his legs touched the plate. The whole team was yelling as you both looked at each other.
"Your out, Russell Adler. I got you." You said, with his face just inches from yours.
He chuckled, pulling closer to you.
"I'm pretty sure that was a tie, princess. But for you, I'll take out every time." He said.
Your eyes never left gaze. He inched closer and your heart dropped. His eyes were so beautiful, all you wanted to do was just trace his scar.
Your noses touched, and you almost screamed.
"Y/N" Russell said.
"R-Russel?"
"Can I kiss you?" He asked.
"Yes, please." You said.
Once your lips locked, sparks flew. You grabbed onto his head, locking your fingers in his hair as he sighed.
You heard cheering, catcalling, and a few 'get a room' from behind you. But you did not care. Russell slipped his tongue in your mouth and fought for dominance.
You heard a few clicks of a camera and soon pulled apart, a string of saliva still attaching you both.
You turned and saw Helen with a big smile, the camera pulled to her face. The whole team was cheering, Frank and Alex and Jason all cracked open a beer.
You and Russell both turned back to look at each other with a small blush. He got up and wrapped his arms around your arm to help you up.
Once you stood on both feet, his arm immediately went around your waist for support. You both smiled, as you lent on him. The light from the stadium captured this moment forever, and Helen's camera.
Everyone soon came to flank you both, and the boys lifted Russell into the air as the radio began to play the song you all loved so dearly.
"I don't wanna lose your love tonight, I just wanna use your love, tonight" it sang loudly.
Once the boys put him down, he came back over to you and held his hand out. You took it and locked your fingers.
"Come on Y/N, we have a bar to cause a commotion in," Russell spoke.
You laughed as you all walked off the field. You took one last look behind you at the field you'd never forget. Frank, Lawrence, Alex, and Lazar we're all singing along to the song.
Jason turned around and fixed his glasses, and pointed a finger toward you.
"Now I see why Y/N wanted to come to play baseball!" He exclaimed with a laugh.
Everyone laughed as you all piled in the van, and sped off.
YEARS LATER
The Y/L/N - Adler wedding went without a hitch. Everyone from the CIA was there, storming up a party. It was the middle of June, so it was perfect weather for the wedding and reception.
After the actual wedding, the real party started. Everyone was dancing, singing, playing games, and having fun. You looked out over the sea of people and smiled.
You felt arms wrap around your waist and a pair of lips attach to your neck. You jumped slightly.
"Frank, for the last time, Alex is over by the keg." You said jokingly.
"I'm not Frank, sweetheart." Russell said.
You leaned into his touch and brought a hand up to his cheek.
"Thank God." You laughed.
"You having a good time? Because I sure am. And I for sure will be when I get you on that plane." Russell said.
You scoffed and turned to look towards him.
"Please tell me you aren't taking me to another baseball field for our honeymoon." You joked.
"Damn! You foiled my plan! I was gonna have you be my sexy umpire too." He said with a laugh.
"I think it fits, us getting married the first place we declared our love. It was a pretty good idea." You said.
Russell relaxed to your touch as he watched everyone dance, and laugh.
"I would've had it any other way, babe. I love you."
"And I love you." You said as you faced him.
You locked lips as the lights in the stadium came on, just in time for sundown.
You knew you made the right choice, right here in the outfield.
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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💛🌼🌼💛 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💖✨💖✨
Uno reverse card, Smokey. ❣
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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💝☆ put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity!! ☆💝
You guys are the best. Thank you so much. ❣❣
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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💝☆ put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity!! ☆💝
Aish, Smokey ilysm. Thank you!!!!! ❣
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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Guys how TF do I get rid of writer's block? I'm writing stuff up for my return but I feel like I'm getting nowhere. 😑
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEVELLE!!!! Our boy is officially a year old today. Come celebrate with us, and leave some birthday messages for the boy! @smokeywhalee @justagenderfluidstuff
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!!!
I need a logo, and back banner made for my twitch. I'm willing to commission anyone, but I need help because I can't draw. So please, if you are willing, send me a DM!!! Thank you!!!❤
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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Adler, talking quietly: I'm afraid of SpongeBob.
Therapist: I can't hear you.
Adler: *screaming*
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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More Cod Black ops incorrect quotes!!!!
Bell: Who the f^ck-
Park: Language!
Bell: Whom the f^ck-
Park: No-
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Hudson: From now on, no one is allowed to swear or your fired
Bell: Heck
Hudson: Bell, your walk on f^cking thin ice-
Hudson: Oh-
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Woods: *breaks a window and climbs through it*
Woods: *helps David through*
Woods: Now remember David breaking and entering is wrong
David: Okay-
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Waith: Bell got into another fight again!
Perseus: Oh no! Are they okay?
Stich: Did they win?
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Bell: Adler playing hard to get
Bell: Luckily I'm a master at being hard to get rid of
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Woods: Hey you know you gay name?
Mason: No what is it?
Woods: It's your first name
Mason: Very funny-
Woods: *gets on one knee* And my last name
Mason: Oh- oh my god
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Naga: *mindlessly flirting with Stich*
Stich: *Actually flirts back*
Naga: .......
Stich: Your not going to say anything?
Naga: *Panicking* I didn't think I would get this far-
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Woods: *Sneaking into the kitchen late at night*
Lazer: Who's there?!
Woods: *Panicking * Ugh Lazer
Lazer: Oh okay *leaves*
Lazer:......
Lazer: Wait a minute, I'm Lazer!
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Bell: *walks in Perseus office* Sorry I'm late, I was doing things...
*Stomping to the door is heard*
Arash: *Kicks the door open, panting* They pushed me down the f^cking stairs!
Bell: Push is such a strong word, I call it giving you a little nudge
Arash: Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your a^s!
Bell: Hey!
Bell: *points at Perseus * Watch your f^cking language infront of the leader.
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Sims: Don't worry, I have a few guns up my sleeves
Adler: Don't you mean tricks?
Sims: *Pulling out guns from his sleeves* No-
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Stich: Met a dumba^s today
Waith: You looked in a mirror?
Stich: Someday you will have to answer for you actions and God won't be so merciful
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Waith: Knight got banned from the chicken shack so we have to go out of town for dinner
Knight: It's not my fault, it said all you can it
Waith: You ate a chair-
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Bell 1: I'm the real Bell!
Bell 2: No I'm the real Bell!
Sims: Oh no how will we figure out the real Bell?
Adler: I know how, what's 6 times 6?
Bell 2: 36! *gets shot by Adler *
Adler: incorrect
Lazer: what? But that's the right answer
Adler: I know but bell does that finger thing always
Bell: *Counting with their fingers* 26.... 30... 36! It's 36!
Bell: *sees the dead body* Oh!
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Mason: Spell orange
Woods: the fruit or the colour?
Mason:........
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Hope you like it!
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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*Stitch, pulling a knife on Adler*
*Adler pulling a Renetti on him in milliseconds* Never bring a stabby stick to a yeet cannon boogaloo.
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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Bell: If I got a nickel everytime I been shoot by people I've trusted, I would two nickels which isn't alot but weird it happened twice
Mason: I just wanted to know what you wanted from Burger Town.....
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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Alright y'all. As you may know, this little man right here is turing a year old on October 27th. I'm having a birthday party for him! He's going to be pampered like the King he is, so be sure to send him some birthday wishes the 27th. I'll read all of them to him. I'm also making him a doggie cake! @smokeywhalee @justagenderfluidstuff @little-miss-makarov
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snowgoldwaylon · 2 years
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Thank you for tagging me, sweetheart. @little-miss-makarov
1. Himalayan salt lamp
2. A framed photoshopped picture of myself and Frank Woods getting married.
3. Framed picture of Brandon and I on our first official date.
4. Elephant wax warmer, with the scent bitter citrus orange in it (it's sooooo good guys)
5. A titanic music box my grandparents got me almost 10 years ago. It's so beautiful, let me know if you y'all wanna see it!
6. A gorgeous, dark red real crystal candy dish Brandon bought me.
I'm tagging @smokeywhalee @actuallyilya @goawaypleasecryingemoji @wennbergbabe
i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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