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smytheli · 2 years
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Man, I don’t know if I can handle being 32. My daughter already thinks I’m old, she’ll think I’ll be ancient when I’m 32.
People have been telling me since I was 29 that my 30s is going to feel different. I’ll be 32 years old, and I’m still not convinced. 
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smytheli · 2 years
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Speaking of the twins, how are they? Lemme know when tickets go on sale, so I can buy some for Bethany and I.
Well see, now i’m just in a dilemma, aren’t I??? Was is a superstar with  a new best selling album to do when your manager comes a-knocking with tour dates but you have the worlds cutest babies and adonisis’ ass at home waiting for you??? What is a man to do??? Syke, the babies are with Willa and I have fancy champagne, mistress of chaos will be taking no questions at this time.
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smytheli · 2 years
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I’m so stoked for winter temps, because that means I don’t have to lose anymore brain cells when it comes to the seating chart. I can also believe that, Enzo.
Man, you know, I figured i’d be like, acclimated to the colder temps here by now, but i’m actually super close to filling my closet with those Oodie things and living in them every second of every day at this point. Like it’s literally so cold, and it’s not even actually winter yet.
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smytheli · 2 years
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gradiangabriel​:
Sometimes I feel really out of touch with the rest of society. Is that just what getting old feels like? Or am I just a hermit?
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Nah, that’s how everything feels when you’re gone for how many months or weeks or days on end. Besides, I’ve been feeling like that, nonstop and I’ve been kind of in touch with things?
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smytheli · 2 years
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marleyxrcse​:
Marley smiled brightly at the boy. “Happy Birthday!” she said happily. She gave him a quick peck on his cheek as she walked past him to get inside. “So, do you have any other plans to celebrate your birthday?” She asked. Marley walked over the kitchen and set the cake down on the counter. “I’ll take a glass of water please.” she leaned against the counter slightly. “I can’t wait to beat your ass on Mario Kart.” she said playfully. 
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Elijah grinned when he heard her. “Thanks, Marls!” He replied back in the same tone of voice, shut the door behind her and slipped his hands into his pockets. “Well, Bethany and I went to London this past weekend to celebrate it, but, you’re pretty much looking at it. Since, I’m still off work, so I can finish up wedding plans.” He jumped onto the counter to look at his best friend a lot better. “Alright,” He jumped down, walked towards the cabinet and grabbed a water bottle from the fridge. “We both know you’re going to lose.” He teased with a smile as he handed over her water bottle.
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KNOX
KNOX: You tell me with your poor insults.
ELI: What's the point of texting me, if you're going to be like this, Knox?
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KNOX
KNOX: What is this, high school?
ELI: I don't know, is it Knox?
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KY
KY: no you have to eat some fuck off
KY: not you
KY: the voice to text. siri is being rude
KY: :)
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ELI: I was going to ask, how am I supposed to eat some when you tell me to fuck off? 😅
ELI: Oh okay good.
ELI: Want me to fight siri?
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KNOX
KNOX: I don't tend to give a choice in the matter. I would have thought you'd learned that by now.
ELI: Bitch
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smytheli · 2 years
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Text // Patrick + Eli
Patrick: How did I ever deserve such a great friend like you?
Eli: Idk, I guess lucky draw or some shit like that?
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & LEVI
LEVITICUS: oh shit i didn't even think bout that. i'm the ultimate DILF
LEVITICUS: idk, i haven't even decided if i'm doing it yet
LEVITICUS: but probs just europe for now
ELI: Eh, depends on the person who you asked.
ELI: Well, just let me know, because if I need to find someone to fill for you until whenever, then Im sure I can.
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KY
KY: i made 6 flapjack trays. i really felt like having flapjacks
KY: but one burned
KY: :)
ELI: That's awesome, Ky! I'm proud of you, do you have a picture of them?
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KNOX
KNOX: Wow, what's your issue?
ELI: I'm a bit stressed at the moment and I don't have time to entertain you.
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ASHER & ELI
Asher: Let me know where and when you need me and I'll be there with pizza and wine.
Asher: I don't like being 29! I just want to cry and eat chocolate.
Asher: If you're old, I must be ancient!
Eli: Bruh, any time, just come over and show up.
Eli: Let's do that together. Do you think Kaia would kick us out of her ice cream parlour?
Eli: TBH you look pretty great for being ancient, then.
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KNOX
KNOX: You're welcome.
KNOX: Because I don't like you very much. But I figured I should check in or something.
ELI: And you've done that, so now leave me alone.
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & LEVI
LEVITICUS: hey DILF
LEVITICUS: when is ur wedding
LEVITICUS: if i go away for shows i need 2 kno when 2 come back
LEVITICUS: love u
ELIJAH: hey DILF
ELIJAH: December 17th, 2021.
ELIJAH: when are your shows?
ELIJAH: love u too man.
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smytheli · 2 years
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TEXT 📲 ELIJAH & KNOX
KNOX: Why are you being so quiet?
ELI: I've been busy with wedding stuff, also thank you for the belated happy birthday comment that you didn't say to me.
ELI: Why are you being so quiet?
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