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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned danteā€™s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, danteā€™s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold danteā€™s exile.
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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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Need yā€™all to know that in the 1970ā€™s a letter to the editor was published in Daily Telegraph where the author offhandedly used the phrase ā€œTolkien-like gloomā€ to describe an area with barren trees and JRRT himself wrote back an incensed rebuttal at the use of his name in a context that suggested anything negative about trees.
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M*A*S*H | 5.06 - "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan"
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you know those oldĀ ā€˜hentai freeā€™ banners? thatā€™s this blog but with harry potter
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So in the latest "ban books!" controversy there's a picture book for pre-schoolers called "Grandad's Pride" the objection is that some of the illustrations of Pride involve men in leather
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and I could go on and on about how yes that is in fact something you might see at Pride out in public so why would you not include it but.....
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here's an unrelated image of popular children's cartoon character He-Man in a Harness (and fury underpants) if its only a problem when gay men do it, thats homophobia...
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Me: oh wow, itā€™s really busy here at work, I should start doing something that isnā€™t my responsibility just to help out, maybe I can skip my break today, or stay a littleā€”
My inner Chilchuk Tims: Your job description has your responsibility and includes hours worked and breaks. Stick to it unless they want to pay you more. No job is your friend no matter how much you like it.
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The amount of Ws this woman has racked up in such a short amount of time are astounding
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That's how long it's been since WA Labor promised to help LGBTQIA+ people by abolishing the Gender Reassignment Board and banning conversion practices, yet refuse to do so. Here's a list of MPs. Email them telling them to hurry up and pass urgently needed LGBTQIA+ reforms.
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"my ex was a narcissist!" and it's just a random dude who can't take accountability because patriarchy
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look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die ā€” but neither are we dead.
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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hozier (2014) being hozierā€™s debut album is fucking nuts likeā€¦ take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreignerā€™s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??
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FIRST TIME IM SEEING A REVERSE MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE
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Helluva Boss with the burnnnnnn
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