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Hand painted argus eyes leather jacket
(more information, more etsy gold)
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Norm Maclean was posed with the option that he can either die of starvation... or get cryogenically frozen...I think it would be really punk of him if he tried to wake up all of those people instead.
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prolonged erections cause damage through the same principle as screen burn-in
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mousegirl gf who had to hire a Warhammer player to do her wedding makeup because that's the only person who could paint that small
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My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?
Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in
My wife: What does that mean
Me: This
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I like that Germany passed that whole cool self-identity law, but I'm cracking up over the limit they put on it: ONLY ONCE A YEAR!
Clearly they foresaw some fucker like me stopping by the courthouse every other day and telling them a different name and gender.
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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"
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when your roommate is a really handsome woman by 于钦然
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> walk into a pizza place
> there's no visible menu
> "how do you get the menu?"
> "you have to scan the QR code"
> "is that the only way?"
> "yes"
> walk out of the pizza place
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