Jumping on the topic of whores - I used to be a stripper. I worked a fucking pole for extra cash and no one would ever think to call me a whore because of it. Why? Because I’m a dude and a dude’s bodies is treated differently than womens. I know most of ya’ll have the photo of David naked with a teacup hiding his frank and beans. Some of you probably have photos of his ass. I saw them before the Great Porn Purge and the most damning thing anyone said about him was his chicken legs. No one called him a whore for stripping down and showboating. Ya’ll laugh and save the pictures.

But Gillian? Whose top came off while she was swimming? You know, by accident? She’s a mcfucking whore, right?

And the fact the Peter was touching her vag? If it were David fingering her, ya’ll would have that as your screensaver because her body would be exposed by the guy you want to fuck. Gillian is your proxy for David and you slut shame her for having a consensual relationship.

But she did it in public, you say? So has almost everyone. Hell, I met my husband by blowing his dick in a shitty bar bathroom. Is it morally correct? That depends on how good your lawyer is but if you think it’s okay when it’s a dude, then Gillian ain’t the problem.

Assdjkdlfks calling someone a whore is just a big no no people! Some of y’all really need to re-evaluate your critical thinking skills bc why on earth would an actress with the awards tht she has received for playing arguably one of the most important female characters on TV need to fuck someone for a job?!?! It doesn’t even make any bloody sense?!?! Plus, Gilly’s personal relationship with PM has nothing to do with it, it’s her agent who brings her a list of roles tht would work for her!

Hard core agreed anon.  But here’s your chance to support #titsout.  Send me a link to a reblog of any person you’d like displaying their beautiful chest, and until I’m blocked by tumblr or the blogger, I will help change the perception of whores everywhere by reblogging with either male or female presenting nipples.

Husband: “Babe, it’s another fucking croc!”

Me: “FUCKING SHOOT IT THEN.”

Husband: “YOU KNOW I CAN’T DO THAT. ITS A PROTECTED WETLAND CREATURE.”

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I love playing the game “Did a croc or a raccoon knock down my trash can?”

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Apparently nipples are banned now??? There goes 80% of my knitting ideas.

Me coming back to tumblr after a sixth month long mental crisis:

Gag Reel

I Got Posion Ivy On My Ass Again Holy Fuck

This one’s for all of the kids who wanted to be Yo-yo masters.

as requested by @defnotmeyo

It’s been a minute

Hey y’all. I know it’s been a long fucking while and y’all prolly don’t remember me but yah bitch be back.

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To whomever sent that steaming turd to my inbox, I’m trans and gay and ain’t no insult you hurl at me is gonna change that. That be the way the cookie crumbles, my dude.

Bisexual men exist. Don’t forget about us this #BiWeek.