when you die your yuri moments are weighed against your yaoi moments and whichever one outweighs the other decides your fate
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one of the most beautiful objects we’ve created as a SOCIETY
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*calls employer after job interview*
me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*
employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else
me: is it my pussy stink or…..?
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In a just world God Sent Me Here to Rock You would've been a top 40 hit
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