Do you accept slasher ocs in this AU?

No sorry :(

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brahms Heelshire.... but make him a pretty princess 👀

results are inconclusive

Hey pookie how are you are you good? Still alive?

Yee

Hey Greta, has Brahms ever considered shaving?

she has to remind him to shower I don't think he does

Hey Nick, if Carly was dating Bo, how would you feel?

because he knows carly would make his life absolute hell

Hey Stretch, what’s your thoughts on Bubba’s brothers?

Nubbins: Avoids like the plague

Choptop: Will fistfight with no hesitation Drayton: Dislikes his attitude but understands that having to babysit the people he has would drive anyone crazy

Is William afton here? He should be just for lols since him and Stu have the same actor

idk if fnaf counts as a slasher but someone suggested making him some sort of celebrity in this au and I thought it was pretty funny lol

Say Bo, what’s it like having part of Vincent’s face attached to the back of your head?

you're a few years too late for that question bro

Hey, is Alice Hardy there as one of the final girls? One of the only final girls I very truly rooted for and I wish her nothing but the best

yes she is but not at school (she's pamela's neighbor that she hates more than anything)

Say Vincent, have you ever considered surgery for your face?

surgery? the thing that got him looking like that in the first place??

Sometimes I feel like the hair on Michael’s mask would get dirty and start looking like Cynthia from the rug rats

that's why he just throws that shit in the wash and hopes for the best

You know, come to think of it, where’s Randy Meeks, he survived in the first Scream movie so where is he?

Hey Michael and Bo, Swap Clothes!

Michael would only let one other person undress him wear his clothes and I think everyone knows who that is

2018 Laurie would just clobber Micheal over the head with a snow shovel

does Ginny Field (Friday the 13th Part 2) attend?

Jason is friends with all of his final girls (except Alice, she's Pamela's no.1 most hated neighbor that everyone agrees she has a homoerotic relationship with)

ok but now I need to see what happens on the other side where 2018 Laurie is in 1978 and sees Michael and its on SIGHT

an au where it is a time swap, so the 78 Laurie is switched to the 2018 Laurie, let’s say, right in the middle of the fight right when Michael shows himself when she is searching the home. Of course when he sees her, all small and pinned to the wall in front of him, Michael just freezes. Laurie of course is confused and afraid and he is just so gentle. When Karen and Allyson stop hearing anything (lets say Allyson is already there lol), they go out and Michael is just like this giant rabid wolf that hovers over Laurie’s shoulder. When he turns and sees the other two, he goes to kill them but when Laurie tells him to stop, he immediately freezes. And that’s how they find out Michael will do ANYTHING for Laurie. 

Make the main boys sing I’ll Kill That Way by Slashstreet Boys!!! Pls!!!

I feel like you can just watch the original music video and you'd get the same experience (the main boys and the slashtreet boys are the same characters after all) but I don't want to just leave you having so have this abandoned (VERY) old wip I had where I tried to draw them as that one backstreet boys poster