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yeah you like your girls thick but do you like not judging her when she eats? do you like standing up to your friends when they’re fatphobic even when she’s not around? do you like holding her when she’s hurt by the things people say and do around her? do you like her? or do you just prefer her when she’s a picture on your phone?
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skin-slave · 1 day
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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Hey, how do I kill the part of my brain that says I can't have more than one game that features food/restaurants on my phone at one time, or some mysterious "they" will think I'm obsessed with food, and therefore "too comfortable" with eating while being fat, and not "trying to get better," and I'll be given some kind of unnamed punishment?
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" And the other says, "No... Perhaps he should've gone to see Pagliacci."
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skin-slave · 6 days
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They keep putting flavors on potatoes, and I keep eating them.
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skin-slave · 9 days
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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Sprinkles is a male (like 99.999% sure) and ppl from the group I asked have been giving me condolences. "You can try again." "You couldn't have known." "Enjoy the time you have." Ffs, I didn't miscarry. 🤣
Tbh, I'm glad he's not a female. Breeding is way too involved on that end. Gotta take care of a gravid spood, then there's eggs, and then 37,000 microscopic slings... Come on.
My boy gets to be the dick appointment! Show up, hit that epigyne, and hopefully live to meet another thicc goth baddie. No relationship, no pregnancy headaches, not a dime in child support, and if any of the babies end up here, his mom will raise them.
He literally gets to live like a 2nd shift Waffle House cook. 🕷️
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First of all, Last Breath is a fucking amazing documentary.
Secondly, I want a redub of Underwater with heliox voices.
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toy duck watch | source
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If you see this, you are tagged!!
Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚
1. Do this uquiz.
2. Do this picrew.
3. Tag people.
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feel free to play if you’d like :)
@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong
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skin-slave · 12 days
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Bill Nye The Science Guy for Time Out Magazine (2024)
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Classic: nads, nards, stones, family jewels, wedding tackle, testes, big ones, brass ones, junk, privates, marbles, boulders
Food inspired: nuts, eggs, avocados, oysters, grapes, sweetbreads, kiwis, berries, beans, 2 veg, potatoes, plums, gobstoppers, cookies, puddings, boba, lollipops, oranges, melons, coconuts, truffles, nutmegs
Implied action: danglers, clackers, jigglers, hangers, hang-downs, rollers, bouncers, honkers, jock stretchers, swingers
Implied purpose: counterweights, bj bumpers, chin pads, stress toys, baodings, butter bombs, pee tanks, beanbags, kettlebells, boxer weights, bar bait, taint lids
International: huevos, cojones, bollocks, beitsim, geda, coaie, polo, makende
Fun: panty bumps, nether tits, widgets, dollops, wingdings, lumps, bubbles, bobbers, da-das, man muscles/ma'am muscles
Festive: jingle bells, ornaments, balloons, punchbowl floaters
Victorian: agates, nuggins, cogs, coods, trinkets
Lolwut: orbs, spheres, palantíri, binary moons, voltorbs, globes, roundabouts, jock eyes, trademarks, cum cysts, clown noses, vase filler, chunks, quizicles, barnacles, Newton's cradle
One thing i hate about writing smut:
Having to use the word "balls". I wish there was a better term. "Testicles" is so medical-sounding and bulky, but its still better than "balls", yet you gotta switch up your words from time to time so using "balls" is inevitable
Urgh
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I'm making a Terrifier-themed enclosure for Bunny. So I made a chair like the one Tara is taped to. Looked amazing last night. Darker than the one in the film and a slightly different style (for construction purposes) but def passable.
And in the lighting this morning it looks like I was going for human skin and did a not-good job. 😭
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Gonna add the Circus sign and whatnot. We'll see if I need to remake it. 😒 I was just like... Did someone mess with my chair? This is not what it looked like yesterday.
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