Sprinkles is a male (like 99.999% sure) and ppl from the group I asked have been giving me condolences. "You can try again." "You couldn't have known." "Enjoy the time you have." Ffs, I didn't miscarry. 🤣
Tbh, I'm glad he's not a female. Breeding is way too involved on that end. Gotta take care of a gravid spood, then there's eggs, and then 37,000 microscopic slings... Come on.
My boy gets to be the dick appointment! Show up, hit that epigyne, and hopefully live to meet another thicc goth baddie. No relationship, no pregnancy headaches, not a dime in child support, and if any of the babies end up here, his mom will raise them.
He literally gets to live like a 2nd shift Waffle House cook. 🕷️
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If you see this, you are tagged!!
Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚
1. Do this uquiz.
2. Do this picrew.
3. Tag people.
feel free to play if you’d like :)
@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong
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Classic: nads, nards, stones, family jewels, wedding tackle, testes, big ones, brass ones, junk, privates, marbles, boulders
Food inspired: nuts, eggs, avocados, oysters, grapes, sweetbreads, kiwis, berries, beans, 2 veg, potatoes, plums, gobstoppers, cookies, puddings, boba, lollipops, oranges, melons, coconuts, truffles, nutmegs
Implied action: danglers, clackers, jigglers, hangers, hang-downs, rollers, bouncers, honkers, jock stretchers, swingers
Implied purpose: counterweights, bj bumpers, chin pads, stress toys, baodings, butter bombs, pee tanks, beanbags, kettlebells, boxer weights, bar bait, taint lids
International: huevos, cojones, bollocks, beitsim, geda, coaie, polo, makende
Fun: panty bumps, nether tits, widgets, dollops, wingdings, lumps, bubbles, bobbers, da-das, man muscles/ma'am muscles
Festive: jingle bells, ornaments, balloons, punchbowl floaters
Victorian: agates, nuggins, cogs, coods, trinkets
Lolwut: orbs, spheres, palantíri, binary moons, voltorbs, globes, roundabouts, jock eyes, trademarks, cum cysts, clown noses, vase filler, chunks, quizicles, barnacles, Newton's cradle
One thing i hate about writing smut:
Having to use the word "balls". I wish there was a better term. "Testicles" is so medical-sounding and bulky, but its still better than "balls", yet you gotta switch up your words from time to time so using "balls" is inevitable
Urgh
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