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sk8erboyz · 22 hours
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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sk8erboyz · 2 days
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HOTGUY CUTEGUY POKEDANCE YIPPEE!!
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sk8erboyz · 3 days
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they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed
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sk8erboyz · 3 days
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wikipedia article on human senses for definitions and clarification
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sk8erboyz · 3 days
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Sex is something they made up for minecraft rp fanfics
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sk8erboyz · 4 days
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sk8erboyz · 4 days
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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sk8erboyz · 4 days
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party like a rockstar >.> !!
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fig based on a cool fic i read recently :) i just think she’s cool
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sk8erboyz · 4 days
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how to stop being depressed how to get rid of depression fast how to not be depressed anymore how to become undepressed how to end depressive episode and/or disorder
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sk8erboyz · 4 days
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me when I say 'it is what it is'
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sk8erboyz · 4 days
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crawls out of looking at my old discord messages covered in blood
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sk8erboyz · 5 days
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if he wanted to, he could've turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
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sk8erboyz · 5 days
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nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken
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lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on
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sk8erboyz · 5 days
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it was just you and me for a long, long time
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sk8erboyz · 6 days
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for the giirrrrrlies
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sk8erboyz · 6 days
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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sk8erboyz · 6 days
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does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me
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