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Hockey is my life
Name is Shannon. I am 19!
I love Patrick Marleau. I found the Sharks during a rough patch in my life and I love the people I have become friends with over this website.
I have an addiction to Firefly, I love anything made by Joss Whedon *bows down*, I just found John Green and his awesomeness, I love Castle, I am a HUGE shipper of just about anything.
I am in a wonderful relationship with my soulmate. His name is Matthew. You will find some pictures of us with the tag, BooBear.
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~Lush Cosmetics Giveaway Time~
Let’s face it, January is a horrible month. So, I’ve decided to do a little Lush giveaway to hopefully bring some cheer to anyone who needs an extra boost to get through this month.
I am giving away the Merry and Bright gift set!
Inside, you’ll find:
A 3.5 oz bar of Snowcake (this soap is great for soothing dry skin)
A 3.3 oz bottle of Beautiful Shower Gel (it has glitter, y’all)
A 1.5 oz pot of Love and Light hand cream (to me, this lotion smells like fruit loops – I keep a pot in my desk at work)
None of these items have been opened, and the winner will receive the unopened wrapped gift as shown in the link above
Giveaway details:
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Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you for your address if you win
The winner will be randomly selected using an online random number generator
Contest ends on January 31 at 11:59 PM EST.
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~Lush Cosmetics Giveaway Time~
Let’s face it, January is a horrible month. So, I’ve decided to do a little Lush giveaway to hopefully bring some cheer to anyone who needs an extra boost to get through this month.
I am giving away the Merry and Bright gift set!
Inside, you’ll find:
A 3.5 oz bar of Snowcake (this soap is great for soothing dry skin)
A 3.3 oz bottle of Beautiful Shower Gel (it has glitter, y’all)
A 1.5 oz pot of Love and Light hand cream (to me, this lotion smells like fruit loops – I keep a pot in my desk at work)
None of these items have been opened, and the winner will receive the unopened wrapped gift as shown in the link above
Giveaway details:
Likes and reblogs count
You must be following me, but it’s ok if you follow me after the giveaway starts
I’ll ship anywhere in the US
Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you for your address if you win
The winner will be randomly selected using an online random number generator
Contest ends on January 31 at 11:59 PM EST.
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The Signs As Gordon Ramsay Insults (Vol 2.)
Aries: "One word. BULLSHIT."
Taurus: "You should be embarassed for literally breathing!"
Gemini: "Honestly? Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me?"
Cancer: "Madame...I'm really sorry but you've lost the plot."
Leo: "Drop the bravado and focus!"
Virgo: "This is not loss of control. This is stupidity at its best."
Libra: "You are running yourself into the ground."
Scorpio: "Let me finish my sentence first!"
Saggitarius: "Got a dog at home? Don't feed him that."
Capricorn: "WHAT is that?"
Aquarius: "You are making so many mistakes you've lost track of what's right and what's wrong."
Pisces: "I feel like screaming because it's like you're in denial!"
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Everyone needs an adorable Gordon Ramsay on their dash
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Kitchen Nightmares UK version: "Mushrooms on toast is a simple dish. Just mushrooms on toast. Yours was actually pretty good, there was just a lot going on you probably didn't need."
Kitchen Nightmares US version: COMING UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES *Ride of the Valkyries plays* *50 tracks of explosion sounds* CHEF RAMSAY DOESN'T liKE THE F00D??????!!!!!! *strobe like montage of Gordon Ramsay eating intercut with atomic bomb stock footage* "WHAT THE F%%% IS THIS F%&%ING GARBAGE????" *Chef throws plate* *shot is repeated 4 times* "UNF%%%ING BELIEVABLE" *SURROUND SOUND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* *graphic of Gordon Ramsay literally throwing a knife at your face* *sound of shattering windows*
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Tomas Hertl 2nd of the game 7-0 Sharks
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I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.
I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.
He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total.
They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.
Good times.
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I’m so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry. For bothering you, for being moody, for being a mess, for being too much to handle. I always fuck things up.
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a cat: *touches me with its small hand*
me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
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at starbucks
me: excuse me sir, i asked for an iced coffee but my beverage is piping hot
barista: feel the bern bitch. down with hillary
me: alright
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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
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