gay old men? in MY restaurant? its more likely than you think.

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bonus laios pov

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

just two guys sleeping in the dungeon

My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans

(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Someone fucking with your memory? You may be legally able to set them on fire!

Someone fucking with your memory? You may be legally able to set them on fire!

the anime cut some of kabru's internal monologue, and i need you anime only people to Witness this guy's bizarro thought patterns in social interactions. all this man knows is eat hot chip and lie.

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

Yes I’m an Azula apologist—she deserved better; she deserved therapy and love and support and patience 🫶

do it scared do it stupid do it badly whatever it is that's worth doing, that's worth anything at all, we do it. be it scared be it stupid be it badly. the sincerity remains the same.

azula as zuko’s evil advisor is so funny to me i actually fuck so hard w this concept. she gives zuko advice and then zuko looks across the room to sokka and sokka just discreetly gives him a thumbs up or thumbs down. one weekend sokka, aang, mai, toph, suki, katara, and anyone else who might have a modicum of common sense all go out of town for like. omashu coachella or smth. and when they come back the entire palace is in shambles, zuko’s just sitting on his throne shinji style, and he’s just like “i’m so sorry….. her advice seemed so cogent….. she made trickle down economics seem so reasonable……. why weren’t you there….. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE, GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!” while azula slyly sips from a cunty chalice she had personally made just for moments like this.

I’m about to run another session with a super powerful archfey and i remembered all the rave reviews from the crow’s nest crew so any tips on playing archfey you wanna share? I’m excited to bring up my pc’s memory loss stolenness but i’ve struggled making fey scary in the past while also giving the pcs agency

Hi!!! This is such a good question. The archfey I played in the Crow's Nest Crew campaign are all a little different and have different things that make them scary in their own right. (more under the cut cuz I wrote A Lot lol.)

The Spider is scary because he's been a persistent threat in Fawn and Ephie's lives. He's also scary because he does pretty much whatever he wants because he finds the pain of others very funny. He also does whatever he wants because he knows that almost nothing and nearly no one will stop him. (Dying at his own tournament of pain scared him a little but he Did bounce back hehe.)

The Lady was scary because she knew too much. She knew everything about Ephie and had a proverbial leash around her neck in the form of a name she gave her. She knew a lot about the other PCs because she had eyes everywhere, including in the material plane.

I think my only real tip for playing scary archfey is to make it seem like they don't really care about consequences, bonus points if they laugh in the face of the consequences catching up to them. In my mind archfey are so so near to the gods because they have the power to bend the feywild to their will. The only thing that really separates them from the gods is that they can be killed by mortal means (getting stabbed and the like.)

Maybe your archfey could taunt your player with the memories? Like they could go "hey, remember [xyz event]? Ooh, or [abc event]? You don't, do you? Have you ever wondered why that is, or have you grown so used to not knowing that it doesn't matter anymore?" (You can use this line btw. I don't mind :3)

I hope this made sense lol I wrote more than I thought I would. Good luck with your session!!! You're gonna do great!!!

you dont need to smell the camera