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me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*
cat: *purrs*
me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you
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Ravenclaw: Physically, I'm here.
Ravenclaw: Mentally, I'm in a pirate AU fanfic, fighting alongside my rival turned lover.
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McGonagall: Mr Black, apologise for your behaviour!
Sirius: I’m Sorry-us.
McGonagall:
McGonagall: Now apologise for that.
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"I'm not dead, I just forget to be a person sometimes."
- Ravenclaw after not talking to anyone for several days
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Ravenclaw: Why can't people follow rules?
Slytherin: Because they're stupid?
Ravenclaw: I mean... true.
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ravenclaw: music is just wiggling air
slytherin: don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.
ravenclaw: and colour is just wiggling light. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
gryffindor: artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.
hufflepuff: an artists best quality: their wiggles.
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Raps, I’m so sorry
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enough with platonic female friendships on tv. let them fuck
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Happy Birthday to me!
Lexa: That giant box is Clarke's gift for me?
Anya: Yep
Lexa: She's inside, isn't she?
Anya: Yep
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late night sketchin
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Dark Road
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the fact that lexa wasn’t expected to have kill marks because her role as the commander was going to make her back not big enough to represent all of the lives she’d have to take, and yet willingly chose to get a tattoo on her back commemorating the natblidas that died at her conclave says a lot about her as a person and also makes me want to light myself on fire
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Gryffindor Quidditch Captain: I would die if I didn't have Quidditch
It's my life.
Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain: I would die for you. You are my life.
Gryffindor QC: What did you say?
Ravenclaw QC: *raises an eyebrow* How many points did the Montrose Magpies score last game?
Gryffindor QC: *goes into full details of last game*
Ravenclaw QC: *listens intently, smiling in adoration*
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Gryffindor: *singing loudly, but stops when Ravenclaw listens in*
Ravenclaw: *intrigued* Please keep singing.
Gryffindor: But my singing is awful. . .
Ravenclaw: Does it make you happy?
Gryffindor: Yeah but. . .
Ravenclaw: It makes me happy to see you happy. Keep going.
Gryffindor: *smiles and keeps singing*
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Joan Blondell and Bette Davis on the set of Three On A Match (1932)
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Hogwarts Houses during Lockdown
Gryffindor: Starts their day at 8:00, runs around the yard, makes breakfast, flips through some tv programs, checks time, 8:10.
Ravenclaw: Says they're finally going to have time to finish their reading list. Doesn't read and a feels guilty about it.
Hufflepuff: Video calls everyone to make sure they're safe, then watches netflix. When that gets old, they break out the board games.
Slytherin: Sleeps.
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Hope everyone's doing okay.
Be safe, stay home.
🌻
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Streetlight: Plaza de Ayuntamiento/Calle del Cardenal Cisneros. Toledo, 05-07-29. 
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