what if you lived in a society with strict and sometimes absurd rules regulating what behavior was honorable . and your perfect older brother was so good at it the best at it even but you just didnt get it because the rules dont make sense and theyre stupid and its not fair that he can play the game so well and you cant. and everyone hates you and calls you a piece of shit because you arent good at following the Rules like your brother and his stupid piece of shit boyfriend. and then you find out that the boyfriend is Breaking The Rules really seriously and you tell your brother and hes like shut up about it, just let him break the rules and get away with it. but your younger brother agrees that its fucked up and you should expose him so you do and everyone forever is like youre evil for this and everyone that died as a result is because of you. and you deserved to be killed by this guy for showing that he broke the rules. this happened to my buddy agravaine

what if you lived in a society with strict and sometimes absurd rules regulating what behavior was honorable . and your perfect older brother was so good at it the best at it even but you just didnt get it because the rules dont make sense and theyre stupid and its not fair that he can play the game so well and you cant. and everyone hates you and calls you a piece of shit because you arent good at following the Rules like your brother and his stupid piece of shit boyfriend. and then you find out that the boyfriend is Breaking The Rules really seriously and you tell your brother and hes like shut up about it, just let him break the rules and get away with it. but your younger brother agrees that its fucked up and you should expose him so you do and everyone forever is like youre evil for this and everyone that died as a result is because of you. and you deserved to be killed by this guy for showing that he broke the rules. this happened to my buddy agravaine

honestly living in camelot is not that great like you guys love to romanticize it but as someone who lives here it low key sucks. the public transit system is so bad bc trains and buses dont exist yet and the rent is crazy high. “oh but the culture” what culture? the tournament scene? watching some random relative of gawain get unseated by some random relative of lancelot every three weeks is not culture its barely entertainment. and dont get me started on the tourists

#vent #personal #no hate im just so sick of squires posting about going to camelot and making their fortune #not gonna happen and dont move here #ur driving up cost of living 🙄

perhaps if it were not for the cruel whims of fate, in an ideal, miraculous world, you would be doing "some excalibur shit" to people

Whether fate be foul or fair, Why falter I or fear? What should man do but dare?

march to camelot #1: quest

Put thee not on Silent

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

i'm like if a cool knight or warrior didn't have any muscles or strength and wasn't very brave or confident and had no strong convictions or motivation and couldn't fight

Excalibur (1981) | dir. John Boorman

falling on your sword is harder than it looks. i keep trying but every time i manage to line it up it falls over before i can spear myself so i just fall to the ground on top of it unharmed. i'm so embarrassed i could kill myself but as i've already established that's kind of the problem here.

watched a field in england. damn. they really were in that field like nobodies business

I was showering when i had this idea for a meme so i finished as fast as i could so i could go on the computer and make it.

i figured yall would appreciate this photo

original instagram post from vinnikolaus

polyamory and bisexuality could have saved camelot

sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….