Tedros and Agatha I adore you two with all my heart

I like them as besties. I need them as besties. These two beauties as besties is something that would let me rest in peace. Them being besties would make my life complete. These two hoes are besties and I stand by that. Besties. Period.

Tedros my bi king

Alright that’s it Imma need y’all to wrap the Sophie and Agatha shipping/queerbaiting/ whatever discourse by next week Tuesday. It’s getting really exhausting seeing brain dead take after brain dead take. Most of the people in the fandom have already lived through this discourse already, we been telling y’all Sophie and Agatha are BIOLOGICAL TWIN SISTERS but y’all don’t wanna listen. Now the older fans have to deal with this discourse for a second time cause y’all refuse to listen to those of who have read all the books.

So let me put it plainly for you:

Sophie and Agatha are sisters

Sophie ends up with Hort and Agatha ends up with Tedros

There are other LGBT characters in the book series(Tedros being one of them)

Platonic and familial love exists.

You guys should’ve known that they weren’t going to get Sophie and Agatha together when Agatha said that Sophie is like a sister to her(yeah that’s called foreshadowing)

Look I’m all for wlw relationships in film because there are so fucking few of them, especially with main characters (still crying about all those missed opportunities). Currently dating a cuteass cottagecore baby (shoutout to my gf) and we both get so pissed when tv shows/films queerbait like it’s their job. but on the other hand if you hate a perfectly harmless golden-retriever sunshine boi because you believe he “broke” a wlw ship I’m going to have to fight you :)

if you ship agaphie. its fine ok i can bear with that. if you hate tedros. still, i have a contrasting opinion but yea i get that you have reasons. but if you hate tedros BECAUSE he "broke" agaphie (fyi they are. SISTERS). fuck off. kindly fuck. off.

Nobody asked but I threw myself to the floor when he first appeared on screen

I am Kiko, Kiko is me

Paul Feig our director ladies and gentlemen. Also that tweet gives me Tedros vibes

If we’re being honest, most of us study our favourite character less like an entomologist studies a bug and more like an astronomer studies a distant star: drawing complicated inferences from extremely limited data, then getting tetchy about it when somebody else draws incompatible but equally well-supported inferences from the same data because it’s the fucking principle of the thing.

Checks out.

Why do I, as a lesbian, adore Tedros so much? I understand my love for his goth chick gf but him??? What are you doing in my gay thoughts sir

Why do I, as a lesbian, adore Tedros so much? I understand my love for his goth chick gf but him??? What are you doing in my gay thoughts sir

I am Kiko, Kiko is me