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shadsasaur · 1 hour
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Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.
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shadsasaur · 6 hours
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A new episode of Game Changer ("Deja Vu") is out now!
Join host Sam Reich, and players Mike Trapp, Ify Nwadiwe, and Siobhan Thompson to play Sam's games again, and again, and again....
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shadsasaur · 7 hours
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Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME DMV: HELL YEAH Verdict: DENIED
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shadsasaur · 8 hours
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Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
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shadsasaur · 10 hours
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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shadsasaur · 13 hours
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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”
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shadsasaur · 13 hours
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shadsasaur · 13 hours
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Harold Robert Millar (1869-1942)
Wonder Tales from the Greek & Roman Myths by Gladys Davidson, 1920
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shadsasaur · 16 hours
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i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive
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shadsasaur · 19 hours
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Portraits of Godzilla with two of his wives. Maria of Schoenberg, who he married in 1285 and who died in childbirth in 1291, and Consuela, Duchess of Castille, who he married in 1413 and ate in 1419.
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shadsasaur · 22 hours
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canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws
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shadsasaur · 1 day
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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances
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shadsasaur · 1 day
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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.
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shadsasaur · 1 day
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video games should let you throw all the items you saved up so far into some big awful soup that defeats the final boss in one hit
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shadsasaur · 1 day
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hey kiddos lets not dox ourselves like imbeciles on the internetz okay? ^_^
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Dungeon Meshi - Falin & Marcille
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shadsasaur · 1 day
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
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