I can't agree on the first two as I've just met you, but yes, you're pretty. But... But, I already have a best friend? Can we have more than one? Vlogging mainly and making my own movies, but recently I've been playing video games. Ah, the beauty of apps.

Because I’m fabulous and funny and pretty and I will be your best friend. What videos do you do? Like.. vlogging or music? I haven’t been in it either, I’m just gonna follow the directions the app is giving me.

I could have... Hey, you can't call that adorable. That was sheer fear that I had hurt you. I never, ever, ever want to feel that feeling again, okay? You can trust me to look after you. You're getting good at this. Have you been getting help? Sorry, I forgot that you don't like cursing... Wait, what? You think me swearing is hot? What is happening to you? Nothing about me is hot. Fanfics helped you pick out our date? Seriously, you couldn't be more cuter, Jesus Christ. I'm sure that whatever it is, I'll love it, because you're right by my side. We could go and eat on a bench, and it would still be perfect. It should go through your head because I like you. A lot, in fact. Of course, I could never let go of you, to be honest. I do need glasses, but you're cuter, babe.

But you didn’t. I know babe, you were freaking out more than I was, it was adorable. Thank you, thank you, I thought it was pretty smooth if I do say so myself. Y’know I don’t usually like when people say swear words but on you it’s so darn hot. That’s the reason why I didn’t do that! I don’t pull off the whole thug thing very well at all. Mhm, it’s a special one to me too. I put a lot of thought into this and I read loads of fanfics to find the ideas and um I think this ones the one. I still can’t get it through my head that you like me. Good, I need lots of that please. Are you blind? You’re the cutest thing ever Tiana!

No, but I was close to. You have no idea how worried I was about you. No way! That was a pretty sly way to work that in there, I'm fucking proud. I'm not going to lie, if you came into my room and actually said that to me, I would burst into laughter. It just doesn't suit you one little bit. I uh... I've never been on one either. Which is why this is so special for me. Not only is it my first one ever, but it's my first one with the guy I'm crushing on. Okay, there will definitely be hand holding and kissing. Please, I'm not, that's you.

But you didn’t crush me, did you? S’what I thought. Yes, yes it is. Me too, I just didn’t know how to say it, first I thought I’d walk into your room and act all thug like “Beb we’re goin out” but then I just didn’t know so I saw the opportunity there and I jumped for it. I don’t know, I’ve not been on a first date before but if you don’t hold my hand and kiss me then I’ll be quite disheartened indeed. You’re too cute, Satoshi.

Why's that? I hope for your sake, that you don't... The videos aren't all that interesting. Sounds like a plan. I have to admit I haven't been to this Starbucks so I will be following you...

Well now you do, you should feel very privileged to know me. I do watch weirdos on YouTube sometimes, so I might actually know you. So, should I meet you somewhere?

That was ages ago, though. And I didn't really save you... I almost crushed you. Ooh, so this is our date? I'm totally okay with this. I have been needing this date. If just for an excuse to hold your hand and kiss you. Wait, is that bad for a first date? I hope not... I would never say no, Pattychu.

Since you saved me from the half dead people in that scary maze. I’m sorry Tiana, no can do. Well okay I can give you one hint about both of them. I’m gonna take you on an adventure for our date so if we go on an adventure it’ll be for our date. I was hoping you’d say that.

Well, thank you very much. I didn't know that... Hi, Kendall. I'm Ashton. That you would not know. Unless you watch weirdos on YouTube.

Peppermint hot chocolate on me if you’re tagging along. I’m Kendall, by the way, but you probably might have known that.

I can get where they are coming with the coldness, but if you're getting a hot drink, I don't really see the problem? Sure, I'll tag along.

Because they are whiney little bitches. It’s too cold out or too far to walk or I can’t be bothered.

Nice save, thanks. Angel? When did that become a thing? But, but... Pleaaaaase? You've gotta at least give me a hint. And you've also gotta tell me a little more about our date which is needed. Soon. It's a yes, baby.

Oh oh, it’s completely normal, thank you. I can’t tell you that part, angel. It’s more of an adventure if you don’t know where you’re going. So am I right if I’m hearing a yes, Satoshi? 

Uh... Okay? Sure. Why were people saying no?

Oh my god, please, come to Starbucks with me. I have asked everyone, please.

That was supposed to be where you tell me it's completely normal, thank you. Oh, what kind of adventure? Pattychu, when could I ever say no to you?

I think you do too. You may not be on one of those shows but we can pretend we have our own show and like go on an adventure! I mean if you want to though.

I seriously think I need to get out more... All I've been doing is watching Netflix and wishing I was a part of one of the shows.

That's because I'm confused about how to play the drums. I'm only just learning how to do the thing. I'm far too busy attempting to get some sleep after these games. You stole them? Why did... Is this going to be a thing now, you stealing my things? For a man? Thanks... No. You stop that right now. I will have none of that pouting.

Well I mean, you hold your drumsticks like they’re delicate bananas so I thought that part was kinda funny not insulting, and I stole one of your hats and a bandana ‘cause you dress well for a man. I just wanted to make you laugh, ‘cause hats don’t work for me and I look funny in them.

I'm... I'm insulted.

Am I Ashton yet?

Right... Can they not just go to the police?

It’s a show about a bunch of maids, and like they had a friend who was murdered and they discover what happened to her exactly.

I'm sure it will be amazing.

Well, haven’t done this in a bit, let’s see what comes out of it all.

"You haven't really spoken to me..."

"Sorry if I said anything rude in the past. I’m a set schedule now.."

What is that exactly?

I’ve been watching Devious Maids for the last sixteen hours. I am so hooked on it.