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sethcertified · 3 months

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From the Saltburn screenplay coffee table book.

I NEED someone to release the digital version of the pic.

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sethcertified · 3 months

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guys would u kill me if I stopped posting slasher fics? ive fallen out of it in recent, so I think I’m going to take a break from those for awhile until I get back into it but idkk

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sethcertified · 4 months

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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

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sethcertified · 4 months

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I LOVE IT SM. you did Noah such justice and I loveeeeeeee how you drew his corset sm?? Also your expressions are just top tier 🙌 the inclusion of Owen and Lightning too is just AHHH. I genuinely love your art sm and I’m so grateful that you took the time to draw such beautiful pictures!

fanart for @sethcertified fic, The Ballad Of The Owls And Eels. [sorry this took a bit of a while]

#noah #tdi #td noah #tdi noah #total drama #total drama island #total drama au #hunger games au #owen tdi #art #repost

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sethcertified · 4 months

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"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

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sethcertified · 4 months

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ME ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈

WHO ELSE LETTING IT LINGER ❗❓❗❗❗💪💪💪

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sethcertified · 4 months

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He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains

he wants us to cut throught our feet

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sethcertified · 4 months

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postcard sent by elliot smith to friend sean croghan after moving from portland to la c. 1999

#source my elliott obsessed ex #i think it would be 1999 because that’s when he moved to la #elliott smith #333 #png

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sethcertified · 5 months

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Here is a little doodle I did for my new fic called The Ballad of Owls and Eels!! This is an AleNoah fic in a Hunger Games setting (specifically The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes). It was difficult to translate Lucy’s dress into a this, but I’m proud of the outcome and I wanted to give a visual for my readers :) this is my first ever attempt at digital art, but I tried my best. Very excited to write this, already working on chapter two 🙉

#total drama noah #alenoah #total drama #total drama world tour #Alejandro Burromuerto x Noah #the hunger games #tbosas #hunger games au #fanart #total drama fanart #Noah fanart

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sethcertified · 5 months

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why was the saw boom mic guy serving cunt

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sethcertified · 6 months

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“Who do you ship this character with” me and no one else bro. It’s me and them against the world

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sethcertified · 6 months

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this is amazing okg

Ghosface 👻🔪

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sethcertified · 6 months

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Can you write Thomas Hewitt, Billy Lenz, the Sinclair Brothers, and RZ Michael Myers hearing their s/o refer to something they don't like as "icky-yucky" for the first time? It's a little weird but I say it a lot and I wanna know how they'd react. Thank you!

「 ICKY-YUCKY ! 」 . . . 📂

slashers: various

w.c: 1.14k

⊹˚.⋆ synopsis . . . how slashers react when their s/o says “icky-yucky”

⊹˚.⋆ starring . . . thomas hewitt, billy lenz, vincent sinclair, bo sinclair, rz michael myers & gn reader

⤷ thomas hewitt

• You know I’m gonna have to bring it up: cannibalism

• Regardless of how you and Thomas met, you’re obviously gonna know that the meat isn’t always.. trustworthy

• He’ll definitely be confused on why you’re apprehensive to eat the plate of food in front of you he just set down

• He’s grown up with it, you know? Plus, it tastes fine to him

• But he’s not gonna force you to eat anything you don’t want to

• Lunda will just buy you other foods with the money they took from you when they took your things

• And I can guarantee that some of the food is definitely out of date and tastes absolutely disgusting

• For example, It’s a hot summer day in the Texas heat, (absolutely unbearable btw coming from a texan) and you and Thomas are out, working.

• Thomas can see the sweat sweeping through your shirt and dripping off your skin, so he decided to get you a fresh cup of lemonade.

• Unfortunately, the lemonade was out of date..

• When Thomas hands you the cup you thank him gratefully and lift the cup to your lips

• The sour taste makes your nose scrunch and the now thick consistency slimes its way down your throat as you swallow it down.

• “Icky-yucky,” you mumble.

• Thomas hears this and tilts his head slightly. Did you not like it? He grabs the cup out of your hand, rushes back to the kitchen, and gets you something else.

• He never wants to disappoint or hurt you

• He threw out the lemonade jug out IMMEDIATELY after getting you something else to drink

• Never want to hear the words “Icky-yucky” from you again (lightheartedly!!) he always wants the best for you

⤷ billy lenz

• We all know Billy has an insane dirty mouth

• And some of the things he says are.. gross

• It was just another day of doing nothing

• You were just lounging on the couch, bored out of your mind with a book in hand

• And you would be lying if you weren’t waiting for the phone to ring

• It had become your duty to answer it as you were the most un-phased by “the moaner”

• And now it excited you, for it was your own form of entertainment

• The phone rings to your delight and you hurry to pick it up

• “Hi Billy”

• “Pretty piggy!”

• His little giggles escape the phone

• “What, what.. is p-piggy doing!?”

• “Reading, what is Billy doing?”

• The most mischievous giggles flood your hearing, “You!”

• You sigh although you have a huge, cheesy smile on your face, “Now that was just.. the opposite of smooth! It was.. uh, icky-yucky!”

• He whines as he repeats the word, almost tasting it. “Icky.. yucky..”

• He starts to repeat it over and over and over before he pauses and his heavy breathing floods your hearing

• And then he speaks

• “I-is Billy icky-yucky?”

• His tone isn’t sad, you can hear the smile on his face

• It’s just harmless teasing, you know?

• You readjust the phone with the smile before responding

• “Yeah but I like icky-yucky”

⤷ vincent sinclair

• Vincent is dedicated to his art

• That’s obvious

• So he’s in the studio a lot

• Making all types of things out a wax

• Cough cough, humans

• So as Vincent’s partner, you’re gonna be in the studio a lot too

• And I can guarantee that there’s a few safety hazards down there

• And you’re at some point going to burn yourself

• Vincent is at his desk, while you’re fiddling around the room, bored out of your mind

• Your fingers grace the walls and the candles mindlessly

• Because of your lack of attention, you fail to see the lit flame above the candle right in front of you

• So as your finger drags across the candles, right into the flame..

• You burn yourself.

• “Ouch!” you yell as you scamper away from the flame

• The burn has started to inflame the tip of your finger as you winced

• Vincent rushed over to you the moment he heard you yell

• His large hands cupped your wrist as he examined the burn

• It wasn’t bad, but you’re probably gonna want to put it in cold water and wrap it up

• But that doesn’t stop Vincent from worrying about you

• You can feel his worry, but you just smile at him and brush a lock of his long, dark hair back. “I’m fine, my finger just feels icky-yucky”

• Vincent tilts his head at the wording but his worry had faded

• He holds your wrist and takes you upstairs to treat your small burn

• He’s an extremely doting and caring boyfriend

• I love Vincent sm

⤷ bo sinclair

• Louisiana is hot

• Pretty obvious fact

• Another obvious fact?

• Bo Sinclair is hot

• I had to, I’m sorry

• Although in the movie, it was Lester who had dealt with the animal remains rather than Bo, I think eventually as Bo’s partner ur gonna have to deal with more than one dead animal rotting away in the Louisiana heat

• You’re in Bo’s truck, driving around to cure your boredom

• Cause being completely honest, things get boring quick in an abandoned town after awhile

• And you spot a dead raccoon on the side of the road

• At the sight, Bo’s parks his truck and looks at it

• He picks the animal by its tail and starts bringing it to your window

• “Isn’t it cute?” He teases with a strong southern drawl

• “No! What’s wrong with you!?”

• “He wants to be your friend, [Name]”

• “Bo, stop! That thing is icky-yucky! Go throw it off the road.”

• He grins cheekily at you before he chucks it off

• As he hops back into the driver’s seat, he turns to you with a smirk

• “It wanted to be your friend..”

• “I will literally kill you.”

⤷ rz michael myers

• It’s a known fact Michael is a murder

• It’s also a known fact that’s he extremely dangerous and threatening

• Are these very good reasons you shouldn’t date him? Yes

• Do you listen to common sense? No!

• That being said, he would never hurt you

• You’re one of the VERY FEW ppl he likes

• But that doesn’t stop him from hurting others

• You hadn’t seen Michael is a bit and it was starting to get dark which made you worry

• You’re at your dining table, working on some paper mache (an interest you wanted to take part in to relate to Michael more)

• When the man himself waltz in through the front door

• His clothes are covered in dried blood

• You can not only see it but also smell it

• “Mickey, no offense, but can you PLEASE change? That blood is just icky-yucky.”

• He stares at you for a bit before going to your room and changing

• Michael likes your honesty a lot

• Plus the fact you were not scared by the blood, but rather disgusted?

• for lifers with this beautiful man

✎ notes . . . I’m so sorry this took me so long 😭

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sethcertified · 6 months

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THE NERVE.

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sethcertified · 6 months

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Watching the craft just reminds me how FINE Skeet Ulrich is 😍😍

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sethcertified · 9 months

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STOP THE WAY I CHECKED YOURBLOGFOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME FOR THE OTHER PART OF THE SCREAM SERIES AND TODAY YOU POSTED THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE IT FINISHED… i literally sensed it oh my god

NO WAY DUDE THATS INSANE

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sethcertified · 9 months

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I am so in support of the Deadpool! Reader x Miguel O’Hara agenda

I will be launching my campaign for more Deadpool! reader x Miguel O’Hara fics (if there are any 😓) BECAUSE I AM IN NEED. its the perfect dynamic I need more 🙏🙏

#☆ — sethcertified

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