( @serpenthart )

sshardassanderson‌:

Ball buster. How dare you.

I can’t let your ego get too big. I like seeing you this happy, D. Both of you.

msjackiestjames‌:

They really are a great couple, it is great to see more people finding happiness in each other. I will never say no to more love being in the air. That is a…great way to look at it. I’m trying my best to take this new year as a fresh start. 

I think you’re absolutely right. The world could use a little more of it. At least this way, the Southside can have one of those royal weddings that I know you’ll end up throwing as well. A fresh start is a good idea. Sometimes it’s really needed, you know? Hell, I know I could use it. Shaking off some of the mess from this past year and moving forward. I’m glad to have had those experiences and to get to grow from them, as cheesy as that sounds. 

text message || eliana

EL: No but he was my home and you know.. Someone I thought I was gunna love......

EL: It was one fucking hit Eliana.

ELIANA: And i'm not downplaying that, Ell. It's not my place to downplay it but it is my place to be your friend and not let you lose yourself because some guy decided he didn't know how to care about you.

ELIANA: You don't need anyone in your life who doesn't want to be there, and if he could just walk out on you like that then he wasn't your home. Home doesn't do that.

ELIANA: You think Charlie would ever leave me like that? You think Ale would? Dare? These people are home to me and they wouldn't just walk away and the people who would, aren't. Plain and simple.

ELIANA: I know you loved him, or could have loved him, or was starting to love him.. but he made his choice and it was a shitty one at that. He walked away and left you with the broken pieces so put them back together and try to remind yourself who you are in the process. You're a Serpent and so much more than just somebody's boyfriend.

text message || eliana

EL: But what else am I meant to do? TJ is gone.

EL: I believe you would.

ELIANA: Dude. Your life isn't this guy that you dated. I get that you care about him and it hurts that you're broken up and he left and shit but you're not just who you date!

ELIANA: That means you don't have to fall into drugs and act like one of the Ghoulies because you're heartbroken.

TEXT || ALIANA

ALE: You're gonna spoil him so much, I can tell.

ALE: That's definitely not good, and you're a good friend for taking him in

ELIANA: I can't help myself. He's so sweet and I love him!

ELIANA: Yeah.. it's my fault he has them though. It's freezing and he only had an electric blanket and a space heater. It's the recipe for a fire and I'm not using my couch. Plus, like I told him, I spend what, half the week at your place anyway?

firefightingryan‌:

Ask her yourself, Soph knows Papa can’t sing.

But if she asked...?

text message || eliana

EL: Clearly there is something wrong with the wiring in my head for me to even remotely be acting like him...

EL: Which until you said it I was like them... I didn't realise.

EL: I am not going to be his bitch Eliana!

EL: For fucks sake... he'd kill me if I even got in his line of sight.

ELIANA: I'm not saying you're like him. I'm saying don't be like THEM. Like the Ghoulies. With the drugs and shit.

ELIANA: Damn right you aren't because you won't be going back to him. You're one of the Serpents, not the Ghoulies, and I'd fuck you up if you ever tried to go back there.

firefightingryan‌:

Yeah, still not happening, Ellie. Better luck next time.

What if Sophia asks? With those big beautiful puppy dog eyes? Because it’s all she wants to hear in the whole world?

text message || eliana

EL: I ain't acting like them Eliana.

EL: But what if I am becoming like him?

EL: Why would I be Derek's bitch?

ELIANA: Then i'll kick your ass until you're not like him anymore. He's a fucking psychopath, Ell. He wants to kill Dare and burn us all to the ground.

ELIANA: Because, like I said, he's a fucking psychopath so why would he treat anyone differently than the way he treated Aaron?

firefightingryan‌:

I am tone deaf. You clearly don’t understand or realize how stubborn I am. And I wish I could blame this on the hearing thing, but I’ve always been tone deaf.

I do realize how stubborn you are but I also know how rarely I give up but singing is a part of life. I’ll put the camera away and not record anything but we are absolutely getting some singing on.

text message || eliana

EL: OK, just give me a warning so I can have Charlie with me in case.

EL: I am them by blood... remember.

ELIANA: I will.

ELIANA: And Bruce still let you in. You know he could have done a hell of a lot worse even laying eyes on you. You don't need to start acting like them. Unless you're planning on trying to go be your brother's new bitch.

firefightingryan‌:

Trust me, I don’t sing. No one wants that.

Ryan, I am a woman who is very skilled at getting what she wants. I have a feeling that you absolutely do sing and I look forward to getting this prove on camera. 

TEXT || ALIANA

ALE: What matters is that you fought and beat the urge. That's huge, babe. And don't worry about Thor. He's an adaptable little puppy.

ALE: He must be happy to count on you too.

ALE: Cool! Should be fun :)

ELIANA: Thank you. That really means a lot to me. And you're right. Thor is the cutest little angel ever. I got so much stuff for him when I stopped at the store. I can't wait to bring them to him.

ELIANA: I don't think he's the happiest right now when he woke up with black eyes. But his trailer is out of heat so he's going to sleep on my couch until he can find a new place.

text message || eliana

EL: Thanks.

EL: OK yeah Charlie can't handle the crazy puppies. He just finds it too much.

EL: Yes dear?

ELIANA: Thor is going to be trained at some point but he's a pup right now. He'll be good when I bring him by.

ELIANA: No drugs.

ELIANA: We're not /them/ and I know you don't want to be like them so don't.

text message || eliana

EL: I dunno what time I'll be back from Greendale so I'll stop at mine tonight and bring back my stuff tomorrow.

EL: Will the pup and Charlie get along?

EL: Wrong number, who dis?

ELIANA: No worries. You have the key so whenever.

ELIANA: I'm sure but Thor is a little active so he might annoy Charlie a little. But he's been staying at Ale's and at the shop so no worries.

ELIANA: Elliott.

I’ve bought so much stuff for her. Don’t mind me if I randomly start recording you on my phone in hopes of catching sight of you belting out this song. 

I have 15 days left of having a four year old and I don’t even know how to swallow that pill. My ever growing baby is going to be five and there’s nothing I can do about it because apparently cranking If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher doesn’t actually turn back time. If anyone has a time pauser or a time machine, please tell me how much it is to rent it.