love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

Yulan magnolia flowers looking like birds

heys......

*gets scared*

the capitalists will sell us the rope with which to-- oh it's rope rental now? rope subscription service yes I see-- Uber for rope, yeah okay sure-- freemium with an ad-supported tier uh huh--

Fantastic idea

I will miss you if they finally realize about you, Tumblr the website and app Twitter account. You shined bright, you magnificent being.

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

it’s literally november which means next month is december which means it’s literally 2022

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either