today marks 10 years since I put this video on here in the hopes of getting it screened in hollywood (for those of you wondering, campus moviefest ultimately declined to screen this video, as, despite this video getting the most views by all public metrics, they claimed that their private internal metrics showed that some other movie had actually received more views). I met a lot of computer friends and was able to launch my current spate of podcasts and other bullshit through the reach that this unexpectedly got so I'm very sentimental about it. thank you for following and go ahead and make a stupid video and post it on the computer if you've been wanting to do that. you will certainly find people who like it in time. well, take 'er easy

all right here’s the best picture-nominated video I made

me advertising my soundcloud

super bowl

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY ILY all have a GREAT 2014

hard to believe but tonight we celebrate a decade of #newpose2k14. thank you all for going on this mystical magical rhythmical radical ride with me. let's make the next decade of #newpose2k14 a great one

new pose 2014

SPACE HEATER: If you plug this in, it will kill you. It will burn your house down and kill you if you ever use this. Not for use. 

ME: (standing right in front of it so my shins feel warm) mmm. Worm

if you really love a girl you have to accept that her purpose will culminate in her death, and you have to help her reach her goal even though it means losing her, but then you realize you can sacrifice yourself in her stead by killing your father and in the process becoming him. final fantasy ten

wishing everyone a alone upset wednesday afternoon

it is a mystery if it were in a minor key rather than major key

this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT

INGREDIENTS:

salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)

bacon cooked CRISP

baby arugala instead of lettuce

thinly thinly sliced white onion

tomato

special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)

all on texas toast

its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here

been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

guy who thinks kendrick lamar albums start strong but get progressively worse

more like good mid bad shitty