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My blog is exclusively for people that didn’t try in PE. The only people that go to heaven are the bad bitches that walked the mile.
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
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this is what congress is discussing rn
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Margaret Atwood, from The Blind Assassin
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if cats are mean to you, consider the fact u might deserve it
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find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her
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