Yoruko: What the hell, Mikado?! Why'd you paralyze me too?! I'm not gonna try anything!

Mikado: Really, Kabuya? You expect me to believe that? Even in that state I'm not convinced you won't try to set me on fire with your mind.

Mikado:

Mikado: You're trying to do it right now, aren't you?

Yoruko: Staaaaare…

Sora: Easy, girl.

Tsurugi: Leave now, or I’m calling the police!

Tsurugi: Wait! I AM the police!

Tsurugi: GET OUT!

Tsurugi: Introducing a new alignment: chaotic lawful.

Tsurugi: I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

Nikei: And now, a public service announcement.

Nikei: Alligators - will they eat your children?

Nikei: Yes.

Hibiki: [panicked shrieking]

Kanade: This is one of the best days of my life.

Emma, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free, my child.

Hajime, walking in with a cut on his ankle: Who the FUCK-?!

Mikado, programming his fire magic: Prepare to feel the wrath of a pissed-off nerd with admin privileges!

Nikei: Any questions?

Emma: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Nikei: About the PLAN, Emma.

Iroha: She's got a point, though.

Hajime: No, she doesn't.

Are you still taking submissions? I have an idea or two, but I figured I'd check first.

WELP, IM BACK

Haruhiko: I am not a religious person.

Haruhiko: But if you're out there, giant rat who makes all of the rules…

Hibiki: Rihanna is such a powerhouse!

Emma: Mitochondrihanna!

Kokoro: Long hair is a problem. Short hair is a problem. Maybe we shouldn't have a head.

Emma: Taking advice from Hibiki Otonokoji, I see.

Hibiki: Wouldn't recommend. Just tie it up.

Syobai: Which drugs do you take?

Teruya: All the drugs. All of them.

Teruya: If you can name it, then I've definitely taken it.

Teruya: Please don't kick me out of the group.

Kanade: When I was a kid, my sister told me that the paper strips in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for like a year.

Setsuka: They are!!

Kanade: Wait, for real?!

Setsuka: Why would you believe in this again...

I am gonna leave the room before I call you both stupid bitches.

Nikei, to Hajime and Emma who didn't do their job right

Thoughts about Chapter Six

What.

The.

HELL.

Now I'm starting to wonder if I shoukeep this blog or abandon it or pass it to someone.

What do I do?

Yoruko: in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

Setsuka: Did you get an A?