i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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❖ Artist: 幻娘の世界
◈ Source: 发源地
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The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. “Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I don’t they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask.”
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tenten’s hobby is listed as fortune telling in the databooks which is probably super fun for this team lol
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The baby sannin and the Senju. OK IDEAS UNDER THE CUT
Keep reading
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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: “if it makes a human sick it will kill you.”
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if a deergirl was writing a letter she would say my deer friend, im very fawned of you
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edited :flushed: emojis for your viewing pleasure
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Hey reminder that I'm one of those they/thems
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“My lord, I know you are the demon lord and I am but a lowly advisor, but please listen to me. I suggest that instead of sending the hero slightly stronger demons to kill each time, we just send the strongest one right away”
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Silver Dollar
Helen Peppe Horse Photography
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hey, you guys love being sad??
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