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mister brando with his tits out . again
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draws Diego instead of doing uni work
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mister brando with his tits out . again
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I SAW YOU BOOPED ME A DAY LATE AAAAAAA here’s my written boop for u since tunglr took it away 😔🐾
WAAAHHH MAVS THANK YOU, here i am answering you a billion years later 💀 i'm going to assume i super booped and evil booped you as well but if not then 🐾🐾🐾😈
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✦ ⎯⎯ 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟏𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒
⭐ - personal favorite / ✅ - complete
[G] looking high, looking low | 2.3k | ✅ | gen
a short fic written for mourning glory, a hot pants focused zine. focuses on hp's mindset throughout the entirety of the race, includes a diego cameo towards the end (of course)
⭐ [T] broken boy | 10k | 3/? | eventual dinopants
diego brando character study, because canon leaves out a lot. this fic begins with ten-year-old diego and aims to fill in the gaps throughout the rest of his life while still remaining true to his core character.
⭐ [T] bloodflood | 7.5k | 3/? | diejoni
simply put: a coming of age slowburn diego/johnny ballet au. details their rocky relationship as children, teenagers, and eventually into adulthood as professionals in the world of performing arts.
⭐ [M] from the ritz to the rubble | 14.3k | ✅ | brief dinopants
essentially, this fic covers the entire backstory of the modern au diego that lives in my head rent free 24/7. from his birthplace of manchester to his eventual home in the states, this gives a quick rundown of the major events of his life.
!! minors DNI with anything in this section below this point !!
[E] shut me up for a bit | 7.5k | ✅ | dinopants
my very first dinopants fic, takes place during canon events when the two come across an abandoned cabin to take shelter in for the night. diego is being a brat and hp decides to give him a piece of their mind (which involves diego's riding crop, of course)
[E] i'm the bitch and you're the boss | 7.3k | ✅ | dinopants
during a quiet night in the woods, diego becomes increasingly curious about the way hp's cream starter works. surely they've thought about using it in less than innocent ways before? (hp uses it to give themself a dick and fucks diego, that's it, that's the fic)
[E] compensation | 2.7k | ✅ | gn!reader
diego notices you staring at him multiple times during the race and intends to be repaid for his “services” (letting you look at him for free)
⭐ [E] bad habits | 5.8k | ✅ | afab!reader
band au in which diego is a drummer; you’ve been following his band around for the duration of their tour and he wants to reward you for your commitment :))
[E] extra hot, well stirred, light foam | 6.7k | ✅ | dinoballs
diego is one of gyro’s regulars at the coffee shop he manages. gyro is determined for his jokes and charm to make an impression on him, but diego is an uptight asshole. so what happens when both of them have had enough of each other?
[E] diegotober '22 collection | 30.1k total
masturbation | 1.7k | solo
mommy kink | 3k | afab!reader
sweat | 1.6k | dinopants
spanking + gags | 2.1k | dinopants
creampie + cum eating | 2.9k | afab!reader
forced fem | 5.2k | dinoballs
selfcest | 4.8k | diego/diego
the bulk of my selfship writing is not included in this list, but it's hosted on my sideblog @katbrando if you're interested!
none atm (send a request?)
🔹 general diego hcs
🔹 canon diego hcs
🔹 dinopants hcs
🔹 that one time someone asked me "why do you love diego"
✦ ⎯⎯ 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐲 @𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐞
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mister brando with his tits out . again
#diego brando#steel ball run#jjba fanart#jjba sbr#sbr#diego with his boobs out is my brand atp and that's fine with me#im actually not crazy abt this one but my brain wasn't letting me work on anything else until i called this Done#i DO like his hair tho so that's why i'm posting him LOL#my art#diego
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tunglr 100% hid that post and didn't put it in the diego tag LMFAOHDKHG OH WELL.. if you missed it: there's a fic masterlist linked in my pinned now! i have several new mutuals/followers, so i hope y'all took a look at my pinned in general!
i don't have a long dni/byf or anything LOL but tl;dr i'm a grown ass adult, i hate drama/discourse, i like drawing and writing, i love diego, and i'm very shy but i'm hoping to interact with y'all more often 🙏🏻🧡
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✦ ⎯⎯ 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟏𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒
⭐ - personal favorite / ✅ - complete
[G] looking high, looking low | 2.3k | ✅ | gen
a short fic written for mourning glory, a hot pants focused zine. focuses on hp's mindset throughout the entirety of the race, includes a diego cameo towards the end (of course)
⭐ [T] broken boy | 10k | 3/? | eventual dinopants
diego brando character study, because canon leaves out a lot. this fic begins with ten-year-old diego and aims to fill in the gaps throughout the rest of his life while still remaining true to his core character.
⭐ [T] bloodflood | 7.5k | 3/? | diejoni
simply put: a coming of age slowburn diego/johnny ballet au. details their rocky relationship as children, teenagers, and eventually into adulthood as professionals in the world of performing arts.
⭐ [M] from the ritz to the rubble | 14.3k | ✅ | brief dinopants
essentially, this fic covers the entire backstory of the modern au diego that lives in my head rent free 24/7. from his birthplace of manchester to his eventual home in the states, this gives a quick rundown of the major events of his life.
!! minors DNI with anything in this section below this point !!
[E] shut me up for a bit | 7.5k | ✅ | dinopants
my very first dinopants fic, takes place during canon events when the two come across an abandoned cabin to take shelter in for the night. diego is being a brat and hp decides to give him a piece of their mind (which involves diego's riding crop, of course)
[E] i'm the bitch and you're the boss | 7.3k | ✅ | dinopants
during a quiet night in the woods, diego becomes increasingly curious about the way hp's cream starter works. surely they've thought about using it in less than innocent ways before? (hp uses it to give themself a dick and fucks diego, that's it, that's the fic)
[E] compensation | 2.7k | ✅ | gn!reader
diego notices you staring at him multiple times during the race and intends to be repaid for his “services” (letting you look at him for free)
⭐ [E] bad habits | 5.8k | ✅ | afab!reader
band au in which diego is a drummer; you’ve been following his band around for the duration of their tour and he wants to reward you for your commitment :))
[E] extra hot, well stirred, light foam | 6.7k | ✅ | dinoballs
diego is one of gyro’s regulars at the coffee shop he manages. gyro is determined for his jokes and charm to make an impression on him, but diego is an uptight asshole. so what happens when both of them have had enough of each other?
[E] diegotober '22 collection | 30.1k total
masturbation | 1.7k | solo
mommy kink | 3k | afab!reader
sweat | 1.6k | dinopants
spanking + gags | 2.1k | dinopants
creampie + cum eating | 2.9k | afab!reader
forced fem | 5.2k | dinoballs
selfcest | 4.8k | diego/diego
the bulk of my selfship writing is not included in this list, but it's hosted on my sideblog @katbrando if you're interested!
none atm (send a request?)
🔹 general diego hcs
🔹 canon diego hcs
🔹 dinopants hcs
🔹 that one time someone asked me "why do you love diego"
✦ ⎯⎯ 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐲 @𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐞
#my writing#masterlist#diego brando#everything under the cut is explicit so pls be mindful of that!!#good lord this took me a million years to make LMAO... anyway hiiiiiii here's my obscene amount of diego fics#i'll try to keep this mostly updated but no promises .. it's not like i'm constantly writing anyway 😭
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girl................... 🫵🏻😂 LMFAO
drooling and foaming at the mouth choking on my own spit writhing around on the floor clenching my fists, lord have mercy
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