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augurite · 2 days
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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augurite · 2 days
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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augurite · 2 days
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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?
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augurite · 2 days
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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augurite · 2 days
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Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth
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augurite · 2 days
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manic pixie dream divorced guy
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augurite · 2 days
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1 gulp was left my lucky day
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But now i dont feel normal
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augurite · 4 days
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I would rather not go back to the old house
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augurite · 4 days
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Thought Project: Relapse (pt 1)
Buy Ly Ri a Coffee. ko-fi.com/lyriordan
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augurite · 4 days
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I don't know
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Which crudely drawn tragedian are you tag yourself
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augurite · 4 days
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left and right hand, two parts of a single whole, yeah yeah
+ that one brokeback mountain meme
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augurite · 4 days
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Delicious egg and some other close-ups from my Pathologic piece
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augurite · 4 days
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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
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augurite · 4 days
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“Give this package to kind Bachelor Dankovsky. It says inside that he's been stripped of all authority and is accused of high treason. Should he open it in front of you and ask you what he is to do, advise him to shoot himself.”
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augurite · 5 days
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Poor oilman
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augurite · 11 days
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Second round, eighth fight
Quote number 30 : 
I can work miracles. I just lay hands on a person, and they… you know, if they had cancer, or a tumor, or something in the blood… I'm not very good with terms. But God loves me.
-Clara, Pathologic 2
VS
Quote number 33 :
"I'm trying to not get kidnapped"
-Anya Forger, Spy x Family
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