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sams-doofus · 5 days
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Lucifer: Mc why are you still up?
Mc: I just woke up
Lucifer: and where are you going?
Mc: because someone has forbidden me from keeping drinks and snacks in my room every time I´m thirsty I have to get up walk to the kitchen have to say hello to Beel and then walk all the way back to my room which at this point I´m already awake
Lucifer: you don´t have to say hello to Beel
Mc: I´d rather die then ignore him
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sams-doofus · 11 days
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Derek DLC is making me want a poly relationship between MC, Cove, and Derek because it does hurt to kinda ignore Cove after not picking the romancing option for once.
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PROPOSALS!! YES PLEASE!! 😍��
MC name is Salem Galloway, and they go by they/them pronouns!
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sams-doofus · 11 days
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Last day of Pride Month here’s our fav bi/pan couple ✨
The image I based the drawing from:
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MC: Will you guys just try and see it from my prespective?!
Cove: *Gets on his knees*
Derek and Baxter: *Crouch down*
MC: Fuck you.
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sams-doofus · 11 days
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Derek: Hey Cove, can I get some dating advice?
Cove: Just because I’m with Jamie doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Our Life NSFW HCs
Featuring: Cove, Derek, Baxter, and Jeremy x GN!Reader
Warnings: NSFW writings. Unedited/not proofread. Minors/ageless blogs DNI. Dirty talk. Shower sex. Face fucking/blowjobs. Overstim.
1.4k words ~ 10 min read
Cove loves showering you with praise during sex, often times getting super emotional. He’s a switch and doesn’t mind who takes control, as long as he gets to be close to your perfect body. When he’s close to his release he’ll whine and cry and bury his head in your neck because it just feels so good :(<3 Your anklet (especially if it’s the one he bought) is his weakness and if you keep it on during sex he’ll toy with it while he goes down on you. Definitely the aftercare type, smothering you with gentle kisses and reassuring words. He can get flustered easily and needs encouragement to keep going at times, but he wants to please you so bad and would go down to the ends of the Earth to do so <3
Soft moans and whimpers bounced off the bedroom walls as you rode Cove, his dick reaching the deepest parts of your walls. His hands had an almost bruisingly tight grip on your hips, not because he wants to leave a mark or hurt you but it just feels so good he can’t help himself. As you slowly bounced on his cock, you could feel your strength fading. You looked down at your partner with needy eyes, leaning forward to kiss and bite at his neck.
“Cove….” You whimpered, slowing your hips down to grind into him, making you gasp as his tip reached that special spot inside you.
“N.. Need help…”
As fast as a light switch, he flipped you over so he was back on top. His eyes full of lust but his face showed nothing but love. He pushes your legs up towards your chest as he enters inside you once again, making you moan loudly as his cock stretches you out.
“I love you so much,” He whines, tears welling up in his pretty blue eyes. You moaned his name, feeling your walls clamp down on his dick. Feeling your tightness, he picked up the pace; kissing anywhere his lips could reach your body.
“P-please, I can’t hold back anymore..!”
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Derek is a sweetheart who will always prioritize your needs before his own. He’ll take his time worshipping every part of your body, kissing and licking at your sensitive skin and leaving marks wherever he pleases. He loves using his hands and could touch you for hours, longing to hear your cute whimpers as you cum all over him. He’ll lick you clean and do it all over again until you beg him to just fuck you already. Despite growing confidence over the years, he can still be insecure at times and appreciates it when you tell him just how good he makes you feel. <3
Tears brimmed at the corner of your eyes as your whole body shook from another orgasm, your vision going white. As you came down from your high Derek planted kisses all over your neck and chest, rubbing your thighs gently for comfort.
You’ve came twice already and he hasn’t even fucked you yet. Despite loving every second of his touch, your patience was running thin. You wanted him inside you so so bad.
“D-Der…” You cry softly, grinding your body against his in a desperate attempt to get closer to him. He looks into your eyes, a slight concern arose in him as he noticed your tears.
“You okay, hun?” He asks gently, wiping your tears. You nodded, running your shaky hands down his body slowly. You stop at his dick to slowly stroke it, looking up at him with pleading eyes.
“I need you…please.”
He smiles softly, a faint blush appearing across his cheeks. He complies, spreading your legs once more to align himself at your entrance. Placing one last kiss onto your lips, he slowly thrusts into you; letting out a soft moan as he bottoms out inside of you.
“Anything for you, my love.”
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Baxter is definitely the kinkiest of the bunch, he loves to hear you whine and beg for him. He’s big into orgasm control and will tease you until tears roll down your face and you’re begging for more. Of course because you’re so precious he’ll always reward you for being good.
Although he won’t say it out loud, he loves it when you suck him off. The way you gag and whine so preciously around his cock as he shoves it down your throat makes him go crazy. While he’s good at staying in control of his urges, all of that goes out the window the second he starts fucking your pretty face <3
“Mmm, fuuuck…” Baxter moans, caressing your face and holding your hair back for you as you take his cock into his mouth. The sounds of your muffled gags fill the room, and he’d be lying if said he didn’t love every fucking minute of it.
You stop your actions to catch your breath, a trail of saliva hanging from your lips as you slowly glide your tongue along the length of his dick, looking up at him with your pretty eyes.
That was all that he needed for him to lose all of his self control, grabbing hold of your hair once again before giving you a smirk that sent a shiver down your spine.
“Please put your full trust in me for a few minutes, dear.” He warns, his chest rising and falling heavily with his breaths. He was so so close and needed to fuck that beautiful face of yours so badly.
Knowing exactly what he wants, you open your mouth eager to take him in and flash him the prettiest puppy dog eyes you can manage. He chuckled darkly, wasting no more time to claim your throat as his.
“You know exactly what to do to drive me crazy, doll.”
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Jeremy. Sex is a difficult topic for Jeremy due to his germaphobia, and just because he’s… Jeremy. He feels most comfortable being intimate in the shower or bath, adoring the way the water rolls down your skin and glistens every part of your body. While he’s on the more vanilla side, he loves to bend you over the edge of the tub and whisper degrading things into your ear. He’s not too big into oral (or so he says) but for someone who says that he sure did seem to enjoy it that one time…<3
“J-Jer…” You whine, a gasp escaping your lips every thrust he makes. The warm water cascades over your body and face, spilling onto the bathroom floor but neither of you could be bothered.
His thrusts were slow but strong, every movement he made sent you more and more into a pleasured haze. He brought you back to reality by grabbing your hair, pulling it back so he could whisper in your ear.
“Shut up and take it,” he growls, purposely slowing down even more to focus on going deeper, hitting your most sensitive spot with ease. He lets go of your hair and bends down to kiss and nip at your collarbone and shoulder, wrapping his arm around your neck to pull you deeper into him. With his free hand he slowly rubbed your sex.
Tears pricked at your eyes from the overstimulation, your legs shaking and threatening to buckle on you. Jeremy held you upright, picking the pace back up and fucks you harder.
“Is it too much for you?” He mocks, rolling his tongue along your damp neck. “Don’t think you can take it?”
You shook your head, your heavy pants and whimpers filled the air. Your walls clamped onto his cock as you suddenly came with no warning, your body shaking and your lip quivering. You heard a deep moan escape from Jeremy as he came inside you.
“Dirty slut…” He mutters, giving your ass a quick slap before slowly sliding out of you. You turned around to face him and sat on the edge of the tub, trying to catch your breath. Your whole body was shaking as you tiredly looked up at him, silently begging for any type of comfort.
He sighed, softly rolling his eyes as the smallest smile turned on the corner of his mouth. He bent down to kiss your forehead, and extended a hand out to you to help you back on your feet.
The rest of the shower was in silence, but in a comfortable one. Jeremy washed your hair for you after a bit of convincing and even let you do his for once. You smiled, despite his cold demeanor and stubbornness, he always found a way to show you he cared. In his own weird way.
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sams-doofus · 11 days
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i was busy thinking about boys 💕💕
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Me for the past 7 months
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sams-doofus · 13 days
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“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️
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sams-doofus · 18 days
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world cold and hard,
diavolo tiddy warm and soft
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sams-doofus · 25 days
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Hugs are a medically proven medicine!
♡ Asking the Obey Me! characters for a hug
♡ Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Beelzebub x gn!reader
♡ Genre: fluff
♡ A/N: this is kinda short but I just need a hug right now :') so here you go
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Lucifer
When you come to his office looking down and asking for a hug, Lucifer will promptly put his work aside and pull you in for a warm embrace.
He'll ask if you want to talk about whatever is bothering you while making you a cup of tea. If you don't wanna talk, he won't persist and instead hold you till you feel all better.
And if you do want to talk about it, he'll intently listen to every word you say and help you get it off your chest.
Mammon
Ah this tsundere idiot. When you ask him for a hug, Mammon will loudly exclaim that he is not gonna hug you all while trying (and failing) to hide the flush on his face.
But when he sees your eyes drop to the ground and mumble a small "okay", he feels the guilt pierce his heart.
And before you can walk away, he's dashing towards you and pulling you in a hug. He'll bury his face in your neck with a muffled mumble of "you can hug The Great Mammon for as long as you want." Now congratulations, he's not gonna let go, ever.
Leviathan
Levi's mind is running a marathon when you come into his room and ask for a hug. He isn't gonna say no to a hug from you but his poor brain just can't process this.
You, a etheral being that he worships wants to hug him?? Why? Are you out of your mind?! Though with the list of questions in his head and a blush on his face he'll let you hug him for as long as you want.
But please do not do it to him in public, he will literally screech and hide in his room for the next 500 years.
Beelzebub
Yes! Of course he'll hug you MC. Beel will hug you for as long and as much as you want. Oh you want a hug when he has heaps of food in his arms? Don't worry he'll set them aside for you.
And Beel gives the absolute best hugs. He's so warm and gentle with you as he embraces you with that sickenenly sweet smile of his. And he's very happy to be your personal teddy bear<3
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sams-doofus · 28 days
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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
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u can’t touch this🧂
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Mammon: *Looking at his watch* It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
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