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saltedcherri · 3 hours

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If Damian is Dick's Robin then let me have Tim bring Jason's Robin.

Tim deserves someone to actually be a good father/ older brother figure and Jason deserves someone to take care of.

#fanart #digital art #dc comics #dc fanart #dc universe #dcu #tim drake #timothy drake #jason todd #the red hood #red hood #batman #red robin #dc robin #robin

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saltedcherri · 2 days

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More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Jason: Oh just kill me already why don't ya'!

Dick: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?!

Jason: At this point? Yeah! I am so sick of trying so damn hard only for you to show up and ruin everything, making me look like the consistent failure in comparison to you and your big ol' 1st place medal!

Tim: Guys, it is just mario kart, it is not that big of a deal.

Dick: stay out of this Tim!

Jason: Yeah, shut up Tim!

Stephanie: Yeah! Shush Tim, I wanna see where this goes.

Tim: Dude!??

Damian: No she's got a point. Shut the fuck up, Tim.

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saltedcherri · 2 days

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More of me and my bro as bat bros incorrect quotes:

Dick, accidentally clicking the wrong thing on the bat computer: Oh wait, shit, I didn't want you.

Tim, standing ominously behind him: That's what Bruce said when I became Robin.

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: Tim, noo..

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saltedcherri · 2 days

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Kon: Did-did you just bench batman???!?!?!? I thought he was in charge of you???

Tim: It is very unclear who is in charge of the other in our relationship.

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saltedcherri · 2 days

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I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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saltedcherri · 2 days

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Jason and Tim fighting about something

Jason: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!

Tim more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED

Damian in the background about to speak up

Tim: You're not a part of this

Damian: >:[

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saltedcherri · 3 days

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It'd be really funny if all of the members of YJ are so scared of being punished by their older counterparts, except Tim.

Which boggles YJ's minds. Because HUH? THATS BATMAN??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF HIS PUNISHMENTS? SURELY THEYRE WORSE THAN ANY OF OURS?

Yj gets in trouble. Diana grounds Cassie and tells her no costume for a month. Clark tells Kon "im not mad im just dissapointed" (the boy is in tears). Barry/Wally tells Bart that hes "not crash" and that he's not allowed to run with them to Tokyo for a week. They're all on the ground crying.

Then they look over at Tim. They're terrified for him. Batman is in front of him, looming over him, glaring down at him. They're far away from the others but yj is still shaking in fear because look how pissed Batman is.

Then Tim "I lied to Batman" Drake walks back and grins at them. "He tried to ground me. I'll be back by tomorrow."

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saltedcherri · 5 days

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I have no explanation for this one ngl

#fanart #digital art #dc comics #dc fanart #dc universe #dcu #cassie sandsmark #cassandra sandsmark #superboy #wonder girl #conner kent #conner luthor #kon el #kon kent #they goofy #team mom conner kent #yj98 #young justice

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saltedcherri · 6 days

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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

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saltedcherri · 9 days

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tim not being able to express his feelings properly due to emotionally neglectful parents

bernard being able to read the smallest change in someone's mood due to emotionally abusive parents

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saltedcherri · 11 days

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damian: mother spoke to me today, said grandfather has been cherishing drake’s spleen?

duke: tim… you have a spleen right?

tim: …

duke: right?…

tim: it’s been displaced at the moment..

dick: tim! you need that!

tim: i’ll be fine.

jason: you literally won’t.

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saltedcherri · 18 days

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steph: why did duke just deck green lantern in the middle of the street, in civvies?

tim: they have beef

steph: cool, ten bucks says duke wins

jason: twenty says this becomes a meme 'random highschooler beats the shit out of justice league member' and hal wont show his face in gotham again

tim: forty, bruce will buy him a car for humiliating hal out of gotham

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saltedcherri · 20 days

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Bruce, during a family meeting: this is just a reminder therapy is covered by our health insurance plan

Tim: why do you always look at me when you say that

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saltedcherri · 21 days

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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saltedcherri · 21 days

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little brother duo supremacy

edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,

#I NEED MORE DAMIAN AND DUKE BEING BROTHERS CONTENT #I LOVE THIS SM #damian wayne #duke thomas #robin #the signal #jason todd #red hood #batfamily

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saltedcherri · 25 days

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saltedcherri · 25 days

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The brothers ever (ik they hate each other just let me have this please)

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