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A little infographic on relationships I wanted to make because I’ve seen some misconceptions out there! Had a lot of fun making it! Hope yall enjoy.
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PLEASE DO AN EMOJI WHERE ONE IS SHAKING THE OTHER POSITIVELY I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE
BWAHAAA TY!!!
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Processing and got it, for when APD (auditory processing disorder) makes an entrance
[Shoulder-up emojis showing a squinting, confused character with the word "processing" on the top right, a small surprised face saying "got it!" On the top left, the same face on the bottom right saying "oh", and on the bottom left the same face with blush saying " oh!"]
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Mimikyu Emotes!! Yah ! !
Free for personal use :-) Credit not required but appreciated
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I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.
They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.
They left the girl readily.
The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.
She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.
The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.
She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying.
Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother.
(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)
((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))
The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.
The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.
Keep reading
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on all levels except physical i'm crawling into my friend or lover's arms so they can hold me while they play on their phone or read or something
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Why do we say that capitalism must be “dismantled”?
You’ll hear phrases like “Smash the state!” “Eat the rich!” and “Smash capitalism!”
And, yes, of course, but… :)
However relevant those sayings are, our work must be careful, highly organized and above all planned.
Because capitalism and all of its associated systems are not discrete, abstracted entities we can attack independently.
It is a structure, like a complicated machine with many thousands of working parts…
And right now it is connected to absolutely everything.
If we do this… [picks up huge hammer and smashes the machine]
Then a lot of vulnerable people will die.
The machine was built and improved and redesigned and patched over the course of generations. It is very good at its intended purpose, which is ultimately to generate profit.
Every human being alive today relies on the byproducts of the machine to survive, without exception.
The machine’s engineers want it to keep working like it does. In fact, they want to optimise it.
That will kill all remaining life on Earth.
So, we must destroy the machine, quickly and carefully
We must examine its deadly programs and mechanics and replace them with alternatives we built together.
The engineers don’t want us tampering with the machine.
However, we make it run…
So we can make it STOP. Together.
How will YOU help us to safely dismantle the machine?
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p.s. My computer is on its last legs. If you would like me to draw you a little cartoon and help me get a new computer, learn more at this post.
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I needed this today, thank you.
Friendly reminder....
That food is simply a conglomeration of energy and nutrients that help power your cells which keep you breathing and thinking and moving
That calories have no moral value
That weight is an arbitrary measure of your relationship to Earth’s gravitational pull and in the scope of the universe the difference between Earth’s gravitational pull on any given human compared to any other human is infinitesimally insignificant
That the mirror will lie to you
That you are not a bad person for taking care of yourself or nourishing yourself or addressing your needs or taking up space
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I hope every single bee finds a nice flower today.
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Froggy Items, Pt. 3
strap in maggots (affectionately)
believe it or not, I still have more :)
( this account started following me and when I tell you I got excited, Oh Boy. anyways shout out to @frog-appreciation-club <3 )
#I LOVE FROG#froggo#froggy#froggy core#froggy items#shitpost#cursed#frog croak#frog#frogs#frog moment
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I couldn’t find a discord emote of bingus, so I made my own. enjoy~
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So I've heard a bunch of people talk about the Build a Bear x Animal Crossing thing right...
But what if...
You walk in a Build a Bear workshop, ready to get your villager of your dreams. When you look over at the walls, where all the bears are seated,
All you see is this...
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