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Hoi it's me I saw your new post and it was really funny but the last one...uhhhmmm you ..you ok? Did that really happen ?

Yeah cutie! Thanks for finding my crap funny. Usually when I do a “Shit Sally Face Did” thing some of the things that I put in there didn’t happen to me. For example: I did not fuck in a broom closet, but my band mates did. But the bell of my baritone did fall off mid pep band song though.

Sally Face as Shit That Has Happened in My Band Class:

Sal: Have decided alongside a friend that our band teacher is a brass instrument obsessed madman (our brass section is small as fuck for contex) that abducts small children in a white van to play for him and also is the father of 12 children that he babysits at work

Larry: Broke a really important prop for the upcoming play while looking for his tuba mouthpiece

Ashley: Refers to our section leader as “Mr Band President Section Leader Sir”

Todd: Got an entire group of girls to differentiate their boyfriends (both named Mark) by calling the “Brunette Mark” and “Greasy Mark” or better yet “Fresh Mark” and “Musty Mark”

Travis: Dressed like a Muslim e-boy/fuckboy for a pep band night

Neil: Cooked his friend ramen in a microwave he found in one of the practice rooms

Chug: Squirted a packet of mayonnaise on the floor of the carpeted band room

Maple: Put a small boy in a tuba case

Lisa: Preformed probably the best trumpet solo you’ve ever heard in a horse mask

Henry: Won $10 for wearing a squirrel costume

Megan: Had the bell of her baritone fall off mid song during pep band

Gizmo: Fucked in a broom closet

Jim: I am, as the kids say, “awake”

Sal: Don’t you mean “woke”?

Jim: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect

Sal: I brought reinforcements

Larry: You bought Todd?

Sal: I brought Neil, the next best thing

Larry: Are you kidding?! Ashley is the next best thing!

Neil: Normally I would be offended but that woman is freakishly strong

Guys! Important announcement!

I’ve made 2 new blogs and I write Sally Face for one! One is a yandere imagines blog, the other is a Creepypasta blog!

If you wanna help a girl out, please follow @yinny-yan-yandere-imagines and @creepy-pasta-imagines! Thanks!

Alright: My Fucking OC

(I can’t draw so no pics, sorry.) (Also cringe but fuck it.)

So her name is Jillian Andrews. She’s kinda like the little sister to the Ghost Nabbers. She’s a “Seeer” which is basically a really powerful psychic medium. The only catch to being a seeer is that in exchange for fancy powers, you take a physical toll. Ie: Jillian has respiratory issues and is really sensitive to sunlight (she does eventually grow out of her sunlight sensitivity). She moved to Addison Apartment’s with her great uncle, Robert, because Nockfell was the last place that Jillian’s mother (who is Robert’s niece) was seen alive. Robert also has custody of Jillian since Jillian’s father is a wealthy business man who lives in Florida.

Now her looks: as a teenager she’s about 4”11 (5”2 as an adult). She’s ungodly pale since she can’t be in sunlight. She has dirty blond hair that is about mid-back length in her teen years and it’s about as long as her shoulders in her adulthood. She’s petite. Like all seeers, she has 2 different colored eyes (her left eye is white and her right eye is blue). She also really likes the color white and wore a lot of skirts in her teen years.

As a young teen, Jilian was painfully shy and soft spoken. But after meeting Sal, she slowly began to grow out of her shell and become more bold. She’s fairly reserved but will snap with anger if she gets too angry. She’s also very loyal and loves her friends and family. But she’s also really stubborn and physically weak, as well as being extremely introverted.

She first met the gang around Epsoide 2 when she ran into Sal. They quickly bonded over ghost and stuff and became friends. He later introduced her to the rest of the gang.

She has a pretty decent relationship with her friends. Her best friend is Ashley, who didn’t really trust her at first and thought she might be a member of the cult. But after Jillian proved she wasn’t, Ashley basically became the Sal to her Larry. Her and Todd mainly bond over science stuff since it’s really something she’s interested in. Surprisingly, she’s really good friends with Travis. Maybe because she’s really the only person he can get along with. Sal and Jillian are really close. Sal is her unofficial older brother and will fight for her. She likes to braid his hair. (Sorry this is about to get a little cringy) As an early teen, she had a really big crush on Larry. The two eventually got together and planned on having a life together. Before Larry’s death, Jillian found out she was pregnant but didn’t have time to tell Larry since, well, he died.

After the trial, Jilian gave birth to a daughter named “Sally”. She later moved outside of Nockfell after Sal’s execution and became a horror novelist. She does return to Nockfell at the beginning of chapter 5. It’s also worth mentioning that she wasn’t in town when Sal killed everyone. She was visiting her dad in Florida and arrived at the apartments around the same time the cops did.

Jillian’s hobbies include: reading, writing, playing the violin, playing the guitar, and talking walks at night. She likes: the color white, science, stuffed animals, sweet foods, old books, and old movies. She doesn’t like: sad stories, running, people being rude to her friends or family, being lonely, the cult, bright lights, loud noises, or dry chicken.

Sorry for the cringe guys but I did my best 👌🏻

Okay. So, I'm not sure if this is legit, but I heard that we are probably going to get a Sally Face sequel at some point. When? No idea. I just hope it follows the characters we already know and, ya know, DOESN'T EMOTIONALLY TORTURE ME.

From what I understand, there will be more Sally Face content. I JUST HOPE LARRY AND SAL (AND MAYBE NEIL) COME BACK

so are you waiting for one of us to ask about your OC before you talk about them? (I would like to hear it)

Oh sorry booboo. I’ve just been really busy lately. I’ll do it soon 💙

You know what, fuck this “being afraid to share your OC’s” thing. I have a great fucking Sally Face OC who’s a stupid bitch, anyone wanna hear about her?

Ladies and Getns, Boys and Girls, May I Present

Sal Fisher

“If people like weed so much, why do the burn it?”

- Larry Johnson, probably

Crawls over - hoi fweind! - hugs - merry givesmas! * again lol * - crawls away

Merry Christmas bby❤️❤️❤️

Sally Face as Shit That Has Happened at My New School

((Shit I’ve been here for three weeks))

Sal: Had my horse mask (the only that people used to make out in) stolen after I lent it to the school so one kid could rock a trumpet in it.

Larry: Told my math teacher in the nicest way possible that he seems like the kinda of guy who would have unironically bought Belle Delphine bath water and drank it.

Ashley: Convinced a kid I only speak French.

Todd: Threw up in the nurses office twice my second week of school, this was right after I got an eye infection that almost led to me getting pink eye.

Travis: Cried in the bathroom about my salad being too cold.

Neil: Found 2 childhood friends I had no idea we’re still around.

Maple: Greet my new friend by screaming “What the FUCK is up Friend!” While bending my knees like I’m Shila LeBeauf.

Chug: Ate 6 bowls of chicken noodle soup backstage at our band concert.

Lisa: Got put into geometry. My flat ass has never taken a geometry course. I’m done. Executed.

Henry: Almost gave a kid a heat attack because I said the old school I came from was 80 people. (He literally chocked on fucking air).

Megan: Made friends by giving everyone a gas station cupcake that tasted like the devil’s asshole.

Gizmo: Walked in on two people vaping in the storage room closet of my rock wall climbing class. We awkwardly stared at each other for a few seconds before I awkwardly walked away.

CONGRATS ON 1 K!

THANK YOU BBY MERRY CHRISTMAS

- slides over a present - merry early Christmas

FELIZ NAVIDAD BBY😍😍😘😘

Ummm MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME AND MY FLAT ASS I GUESS

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR 1,000