me every couple of months

grateful that my life experience has lead to me having an interesting character and grounded worldview...but GOD i wish i was a trustfund nepotism baby soooo bad

the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.

I'm following the fall of Twitter exclusively through Tumblr but I'm guessing everyone paid $8 for a blue checkmark to impersonate El*n and baby threw a fit?

Gerard Way dressed up as a literal vampire. Has anyone checked on Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?

my 2022 plot twist: i started liking bts (not because i used to hate them or something lol… but i always thought i was too old to be a fangirl lol but look at me… lol 💀😭)

his shirt..

reading the stuff I used to repost here on Tumblr and getting to the conclusion that I've always liked self deprecating jokes lol 

the batman 2 is in production and my chemical romance is making music again.

Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.

im sexy ! im not posting a pic tho y’all will just have to trust me

Nobody:

Cassie at 4am:

my bb

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge