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sageblogsthings · 2 days
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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
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sageblogsthings · 5 days
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In French they say "80 blaze it"
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sageblogsthings · 7 days
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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sageblogsthings · 7 days
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:
If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow
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sageblogsthings · 9 days
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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sageblogsthings · 9 days
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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
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sageblogsthings · 11 days
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🩷🌷🐑⭐️🎀
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sageblogsthings · 12 days
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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
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sageblogsthings · 12 days
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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.
Via @nasa-official
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sageblogsthings · 15 days
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now i may be a mad scientist. my ethics may be dubious at best. my lab may even be severely OSHA noncompliant. but i ALWAYS cite my sources in my evil research papers you damnable BITCH
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sageblogsthings · 16 days
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Solar eclipse shadows
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sageblogsthings · 16 days
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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊
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sageblogsthings · 16 days
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absolutely distraught that i have not been able to find any art of the outsider with cat ears. he is my bbygirl what do u MEAN he has not been nyaified!!
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sageblogsthings · 17 days
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listen I am fully aware I shouldn’t look up at the eclipse without glasses but i feel like a perplexed peasant scratching my head everytime I remember it could damage my eyes. sun is fine to look at without glasses. moon is fine to look at without glasses. sun and moon combo should be double fine to look at without glasses :(
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sageblogsthings · 17 days
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Born to write about kissing beautiful men, forced to do schoolwork.
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sageblogsthings · 17 days
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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
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sageblogsthings · 18 days
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