She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

meirl

Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed

coworker: i think that girl was flirting with you

me, stupid:

french people be like wee wee lol

This is really on her insta story I’m crying

gasolina, the original despacito,