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Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?
There’s more just go fucking look yourself
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(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
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Me to my students: I’m your teacher, Mr. [NAME]! Anyway here’s your assignment for today-
Students: cool. /they all call me he/him or at least catch themselves if they mess up/
Me to my coworkers: I’m a man.
Coworkers: but you are such a lovely woman! She must just be going through some kind of late phase. Do we need to inform our superiors of her issue? How will we tell the kinds about her? Is she going to endanger the students? WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO USE THE MENS ROOM?!
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asking my friend about penis curses hoping hell block me on facebook
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How it feels talking to my center-right friends and family members.
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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this
me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?”
him: “it is a gun”
me: “shit you’re a good actor”
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