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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 9 months

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And I would like to spend... (the eternity with you)

#gorgeous!#was I happy with the last bit of the season? not in the slightest.#but i can’t stop thinking about Them #and what intimacy looks like for them and what their relationship dynamic would be #anyway. anyone have a fic I can read where the very last thing in the season doesn’t happen and I can just enjoy the fluff?#good omens #ineffable husbands

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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me, when i am exaggerating:

#my day off today. ughhh #sing it James!!!#james acaster #taskmaster #jessica knappett

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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Found one of my parents’ love letters. 💞

#happy Valentine’s Day!

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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#I needed this today

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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Hmm I was having fun with the Ben Affleck Grammy tweets until I saw someone call him a "man of the people" and the Jennifer Lopez "his succubus"

#the internet was a mistake

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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Ranking Every Taskmaster Contestant*

Just a list I’ve worked on for the last few years in my drafts and never published, because why would anyone bother to do this without write-ups or statistics, without ever being asked to do it in the first place? But, it’s time to just get it out there.

Basically I judged this on: were they fun to watch, did they bring a character to the show I enjoyed, did they seem to enjoy it themselves, or did they seem to care at all?

I noticed a few patterns. My least favorite seem to be the women who showed up and didn’t really have any familiarity with the show or any interest in competing. Just up from there is a grouping of hapless middle-aged men who I felt weird watching as they failed.

On the other hand, if they were too competitive, I didn’t appreciate that, either. I feel bad putting Ed Gamble down at #20—I listen to him on two podcasts, but he was way too aggressively competitive in Taskmaster. It’s also part of why Iain Sterling, who otherwise would’ve had a higher spot on the list just by nature of being Scottish, but he really made an ass of himself throughout Series 8.

Bias is probably the reason my #1 is my #1. A major theme of many of my top favorites seems to be that they are lanky, smart-dumbass types.

I know there are several people will disagree with me on. Would love to hear what y’all think!

Anyway, here it is, updated through season 14.

James Acaster

Jessica Knappett

Liza Tarbuck

Mike Wozniak

Sarah Kendall

Sara Pascoe

Sally Phillips

Morgana Robinson

Rose Matafeo

Noel Fielding

Bob Mortimer

Joe Lycett

Joe Thomas

Fern Brady

Nish Kumar

Sian Gibson

Romesh Ranganathan

Charlotte Richie

Desiree Burch

Ed Gamble

Sophie Duker

Sarah Millican

Aisling Bea

Asim Chaudhry

Lolly Adefope

Phil Wang

Dara Ó Briain

Mawaan Rizwan

Chris Ramsey

Russell Howard

Bridget Christie

Katy Wix

Jamali Maddix

Rob Beckett

Josh Widdicombe

Munya Chawawa

Kerry Godliman

Doc Brown

Dave Gorman

Ardal O’Hanlon

Alice Levine

Alan Davies

Paul Sinha

Guz Khan

Al Murray

Jon Richardson

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Iain Sterling

Rhod Gilbert

Richard Osman

Frank Skinner

Hugh Dennis

Mark Watson

David Baddiel

Katherine Ryan

Lou Sanders

Richard Herring

Tim Key

Lee Mack

Joe Wilkinson

Paul Chowdhry

Mel Giedroyc

Johnny Vegas

John Kearns

Tim Vine

Catherine Parkinson

Judi Love

Roisin Canaty

Jo Brand

Daisy May Cooper

*Does not include New Year Treats or any international versions. I’ve only watched Taskmaster UK, I swear someday I’ll get to NZ and Australia! (I have tried Finland but it didn’t stick for whatever reason.)

#taskmaster #taskmaster UK #totally made up. no rubric.#purely subjective. like the taskmaster would want it

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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james slay-caster

#james acaster #ooooh you dirty top of the tea

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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Bohemian Rhapsody GIF Challenge

➳OUTFITS: ANGEL FREDDIE

#happy Friday!#thank you @ the user who is going through all my borhap gifs and reminding me how good some of them were

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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I am failing as a Trekkie what is Threshold Day?

Threshold Day is the glorious day when Tom Paris hit warp 10 because daddy issues and then devolved into a lizard after yelling about pepperoni and losing his whole tongue. Paris then kidnapped Janeway and hit warp 10 again whereupon Janeway devolved into a lizard, initiated hot lizard sex and they had awesome lizard babies together. When a rescue crew turned up three days later, Janeway and Paris ABANDONED their precious lizard children and their offspring are never mentioned again, ever, the end.

#excellent use of my gif #star trek #star trek voyager

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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I asked patrons what they’d like to see for another animal collage and jackalopes were one of the winners! 🐇🌵

#MY FAVORITE CRYPTID #jackalope #!!!!!!!!#wish i could get wallpaper of this #not for my computer. for my HOUSE

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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It’s okay though, because friendship is truth, and I believe in you all the way.

#taskmaster #lolly adefope #an actual ray of sunshine #greg davies #joe lycett #alex horne #taskmaster uk #taskmasteruk #my gifs #taskmaster s4 #taskmaster series 4

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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There’s more!

vanityfair: #AtHomeWith Harrison Ford, 1981 🍸

#harrison ford #very exciting to see a second version of this post i blatantly ripped off a few years ago

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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Is there anyone out there still with a really good memory for mazlek fics? I have one I’m trying to find that I read in passing years ago but can’t remember who wrote it. 🙃😞 the story was basically them reconnecting on BoRhap in one of their trailers after a period of awkwardness, years after The Pacific…

#mazlek #is this thing on?

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r · 1 year

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