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First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.
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@derinthescarletpescatarian nicely references this in his far-future sci-fi story Time To Orbit: Unknown with speaking or writing the name of "the Unnamed Nation" being widely considered among historians to have been some kind of historical taboo, as it was never recorded as anything but the United States of America, no proper country name.
i think one big problem with the united states is that they forgot to name the country
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thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
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odysseus made their marriage bed with his own hands. with his own hands
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You know, I’ve never personally been lifted from the ground by my neck to be strangled, but uh, is there a reason y’all never like….. kick the person holding you? Like characters straight up just dangle there and gasp, like you have legs! Use them you stupid bitches!
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad
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25 Days of incorrect Thoschei quotes (day 25) 92 / ?
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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I really appreciate playing the Dark Urge because they really don’t pull the punches. I don’t know, in recent years a lot of villainy has been pretty watered down but the Dark Urge sometimes just make me laugh in shock. I had mine eat the Noble Stalk mushroom and I was like well.
You sure were abhorrent beyond redemption babygirl ♥️ good thing your brain is oatmeal now
#bg3#i'm playing redeemed durge as a cleric of ilmater and well. let's just say getting their memories back is not going well for them :)#the ilmater cleric dialogue options right next to the horrible durge dialogue options... literally the funniest thing lmao
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reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
#our first dance at my wedding was ''it's only a paper moon'' by ella fitzgerald#the idea that love makes everything just a little more beautiful‚ a little more vibrant‚ a little more real
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i had a dream last night that I was listening to a 70s english prog band called Sir Crumplesworth's Fantastical Blazing Big Band and the members all had names like Steven Clap and Robert Dung and the song was about fucking a wizard the lyrics were like "take the wizard / feel the wizard / feel him deep inside / love the wizard / squeeze the wizard / and you will lose your mind / he'll take you on a magic journey to parts so rarely seen / suck the wizards cock but DO NOT steal his special beans" and then it was followed by a 7 minute minimoog and wind chime solo
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Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#polls#i can't see something 6 inches in front of my face clearly without my glasses#i think bad eyesight absolutely can be disabling#if i didn't have my glasses so much of my daily life would be either way harder or impossible
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