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starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets
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read it could save you
I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.
i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.
Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!
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getting a wikipedia page really does feel like you’ve made it into the library of alexandria
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You need a degree in obscure internet history to fully understand why it's called a rickroll.
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Beetlejuice: *literally exists being the creepy old perv he is*
Me: mY BABY-
#listen hes just#hes just so fun and sweet#and pretty hair#just hair#i dont have a hair fetish#maybe#youll never know#anyway#uh i actually have to list tags right??#ok ig#beetlejuice musical#beetlegeuse#beetlejuice broadway#beetlejuice#beetlejuice bway#beetlejuice the musical#hes just a tiny guy#SHORT.#ITS NOT FAIR IM GODDAMN 5'1#LET US SHORT PPL LIVE GODDAMNIT#ALL OF MY OTHER FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE SO FUCKING TALL
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Daily Beetlejuice quotes to live by:
I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U and Jesus I can't spell shit!
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Shout out to the stage managers and wardrobe for giving us this masterpiece
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PLEASE IGNORE THAT I'VE READ THIS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDNT MEAN TO I DIDNT EVEN READ IT but I love this YOU SAW NOTHING
my apologies. prompt list 1, #4 please, beetlejuice!!
don’t want you like a best friend
Pairing: Beetlejuice x Reader
Inspiration: Prompt #4 (“i really want to kiss you right now” “do it then”) from Prompt List 1.
Warnings: alcohol mention, reader is tipsy, fluff, suggestive dialogue
Word Count: 1,173
Author’s Note: So so so sorry this took so long! I’ve been crazy busy with work and the show that I’m in, but I finally finished this ask! Thanks anon for the suggestion! And if you’d like to request anything from either of my Prompt Lists, please send me an ask and check out my Masterlist and About Me page! Enjoy :)
“Beej, I have to go now. You know how I hate being late.”
The demon huffed at your completely reasonable statement. You were finally able to coordinate a night out with your friends, and the live-in ghost who had plagued your existence over the past few months was clearly not pleased.
At first, you were utterly bewildered by Beetlejuice. You have no idea how he ended up in your apartment, though he kept muttering something about being a ‘bio-exorcist’, which sounded far too fantastical for you to fully comprehend.
Once he realized his efforts to scare you out of your dwelling was fruitless, Beetlejuice took no time at all making himself at home. In a way, he was like a housecat: he purred, he slept wherever he wanted, he pushed over breakable objects for attention.
And he wanted nothing more than to be around you all the time.
Which, to him, started out as nothing but another activity to fill his endless existence. If he couldn’t scare you to death, annoying you to death was certainly an acceptable option, right?
“But baaaaabe,” he whined, floating above you as you fished out the keys from your purse, “What am I supposed to do while you’re gone? Not a ton of options for a dead guy, ya know.”
He was lying, of course. There were plenty of hijinks a demon of his nature could get up to on a Friday night, but he wanted you to feel bad for him. His incessant flirting didn’t faze you either, much to the ghost’s dismay.
He had a kind of crush on you, which wasn’t at all surprising. Beetlejuice had developed a penchant for breathers over the years, and you had grown to be one of his favorites. Which made your departure for the evening even more gutting.
“I don’t know,” you answered his rhetorical question, exasperated as you slung your purse over your shoulder, “But I have no doubt you’ll find some way to entertain yourself.”
The demon’s hair turned a deep shade of violet, not masking his sadness at the prospect of you enjoying a night out without him. You noticed immediately and frowned.
“It’ll only be a couple hours, bug,” you hoped the pet name would soften the blow, “I promise.” Beetlejuice grumbled and *popped* out of the room. You sighed, accepting his poutiness. Maybe you’d be able to make it up to him later.
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When you got home, your ghostly roommate was nowhere to be found. Despite only having a few drinks, your head was throbbing. You flopped onto the couch and contemplated turning on the TV, but you couldn’t muster the willpower to try and find the remote.
You looked around a few times, when suddenly you saw it rising slowing, surrounded by a sickly lime glow. You couldn’t help but let out a laugh as it floated towards you.
“Beetlejuice!” you knew using his full name would irritate him, and you were right. He materialized seconds later, his hair back to its signature shade of green. You oddly couldn’t have been happier to see him.
“Hey, babes, easy on the ‘B’ word, okay?” he said as he immediately got comfortable on your couch, “If I went away, who’d be here to entertain ya?” You let out another giggle, your last drink making you feel equal parts bold and bubbly.
“Well, I had to get your attention somehow, didn’t I?” you retorted, finally grabbing the remote out of the air and placing it on your coffee table.
“So…” he drawled, his voice sounding particularly gravelly, “You have a good time tonight?” You couldn’t help but sigh, your headache finally wearing off. Instinctively, you let your head rest on Beetlejuice’s shoulder. You had become nose blind to the smell of dirt and decay that constantly permeated from his suit jacket.
“Yeah, I mean, it was nice seeing everyone,” you said, suddenly feeling warm, “I didn’t really have much to contribute though; you know, they were all talking about weddings and babies and gossip and I was just…there. Listening.”
He nodded, not sure how to respond. Beetlejuice had been dead for so long that he couldn’t remember the mundane moments of his life. He watched your ups and downs and in betweens and sometimes, for a second, he could recall what it was like to be human. Maybe that’s why he stuck around.
“Honestly,” you said, swallowing bravely as you raised your head to meet his eye, “all I could think about was coming home. To you.” Of course, this got the demon’s attention. All he could muster was a surprised “Oh?”, his eyebrows raised in shock and amusement.
You had never rendered Beetlejuice speechless before, so you decided to continue.
“Yeah,” you said, “And I swear, I’m only a little bit tipsy so don’t think I don’t mean this, because I do. But I really want to kiss you right now.”
The demon couldn’t help but flash a knowing smirk.
“Do it then.”
And you did. And it was sweet and soft and not at all what you expected. It took a little liquid courage, but as soon as your lips met his, it felt like a switch flipped inside your brain. You had no idea this had been what you’d been searching for.
After a moment, Beetlejuice deepened the kiss, and you felt a pit form in your stomach. You knew how he was; you didn’t want this to be just a random hookup. Being a notch it a demon’s bedpost wasn’t exactly on your bucket list.
Before you could form a coherent thought, you hadn’t even realized that he had wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you even closer to his ridiculously tattered suit. You couldn’t find it in you to care.
“Wait,” you said, your head spinning again, “I don’t—I can’t let this be a one-night thing, Beej. I like you. A lot. I think I’ve just be too stupid to see it until now so, if you don’t want that, we can just pretend like this never happened.”
Pink had started to sprout at the roots of his hair, and he still had a big grin plastered on his face, “Babes, are you serious?” he asked incredulously, “I’ve wanted to be with ya since the first week I started crashing here. I think you’re hot stuff.”
You could feel yourself turn red as you kissed him again, elated, “Plus,” he drawled, “How great will it be to tell your friends the next time you see them that your boyfriend is a demon.”
“Oh, I’m sure they’ll love that.”
“Make sure to let them know I give great head.”
“Beej!” you hit him playfully, blush now creeping up your neck as he peppered kisses along your clavicle.
“Just so ya know, all you have to do is just ask, sweetheart,” he looked up at you, his eyes now fiery with hunger as he scanned you up and down, “And in that outfit, you won’t have to ask twice.”
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I don't care that you don't like Dear Evan Hansen in the slightest if you:
Have never felt suicidal or anxious
Have only listened to the album
Dislike something automatically just because it's popular
#dear evan hansen musical#dear even hanson#dear evan hansen the musical#dear even hansen the musical#dear evan hansen#deh broadway#deh musical#deh#broadway#musical#musicals#ill add more later when im not having a breakdown#anyway#so hows your day going?#i have created a fictional world inside my mind where I save Connor#I miss him even though he isn't even real and died in the very start of the musical#i relate too much to a fictional boy who committed suicide#almost just wrote cum itted.
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Like to pop a vein the king charles' brain
Reblog to make a blood clot in his brain
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