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Donnie: I have a 1:30 appointment
Raph: Which doctor?
Donnie: No, I want the regular doctor
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April: Mikey, I am questioning your sanity
Donnie: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start
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Donnie: I can't imagine what Leo is planning. But I can tell you two things. I won't like it and it won't be legal
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Leo: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Donnie: How can you still say that?
Leo: Because when things get tough, denial is all we have
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Raph: Thought I was meowing back at Mayhem for the past hour, but it was just me and Leo meowing at each other from different rooms in the lair
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Leo: I want a trip down memory lane.
Mikey, grabbing every warrior cats book he has and setting them in Leo’s lap: I heard you needed these?
Leo: YES! ALL OF THEM!
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Donnie, confused and exhausted: Raph, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Raph, also exhausted: Politely?
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Mikey: Did you just call me a shrimp you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!!
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Raph: Mikey just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe
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Donnie hasn’t slept for 72 hours and is smelling colors right now
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Mikey: They're speaking some kind of French
Leo: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish, it's the same thing
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Donnie: What is wrong with you?
Leo: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Splinter: A boy dosen't dye his hair in that color unless he has psychological problems.
Leo, with blonde hair: MY HAIR COLOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY PROBLEMS!
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Raph, texting: Leo there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Raph: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Raph: Leo
Raph: Leo
Leo: Leo is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
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April: Can you keep a secret?
Cassandra: Do you know anything about my life?
April: No, good point.
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Leo: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Donnie: ICARUS?!?!
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