ronswansonbutcuter
I was gone for three years and I return to post+
Apollo hmu
3867 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
dragonoftheday-blog
Dragon of the Day
lufesabika
Untitled
jenniferss-body
jennifer’s body
naegicchi
↺❛ 𝐍𝐀𝐄𝐆𝐈 ❜⤨
nosi-balasi99
Olive
Text
Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
70K notes
·
View notes
Text
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
90K notes
·
View notes
Text
I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
119K notes
·
View notes
Text
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
150K notes
·
View notes
Text
cursed knowledge:
in order to fit corvo's lovely face under his mask....
they unfortunately have to do this to him:
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
84K notes
·
View notes
Text
the only thing that bothers me about the booping is that I can see the paw pads which makes me feel like I'm backhanding peoples' blogs
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
i asked the server to help me out with this and we kinda went overboard lmao
48K notes
·
View notes